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[–] southsamurai 165 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is fake and gay. Literally

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

[–] southsamurai 13 points 2 weeks ago

Ikr? I've fucked more guys than that, and I'm straight

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

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[–] merc 25 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Depends on the context.

"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"

"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."

Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 weeks ago (20 children)

People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever you say, girliepop

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Yo, something like that, send nudes

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[–] Ookami38 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This. I've got a fair few trans friends, and we're all in agreement - unless it's obvious we're talking in gendered terms based on context, "dude", "man", "bro", etc are just interjections, not reference to someone's gender. And, when we are talking in gendered contexts, we tend to be pretty clear about that.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Also queen, "James, you're such an Excel queen". I've seen this sort of use many times at my workplace. It doesn't have anything to do with gender or sexual orientation.

It's obviously more niche than "dude" but I've seen it before.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've always been fond of "yinz", despite never having been to Pittsburgh

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yousa bombad, meesa like muy muy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I hate you with every fiber of my being

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[–] starman2112 22 points 2 weeks ago

"You" used to be that word, but mfs didn't wanna say "thou" anymore so "you" has to pull double duty now

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

"Fuckos" for informal situations

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (31 children)

It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Or, just maybe. The person remarking is an asshole. It gives off the same energy as correcting grammar when talking with someone.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kalcifer 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Accidentally Australian /j

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Real and gay

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