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southsamurai
Fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".
It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),
and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
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Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
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Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
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Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
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Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."
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Aggression........."Fuck you!"
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Disgust................"Fuck me."
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Confusion............." What the fuck....?"
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Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."
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Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?"
10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"
11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"
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Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"
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Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"
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Directions.............."Fuck off."
It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"
It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima
"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic
"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon
"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn
"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney
"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13
Not original content
Do what I do. Crush their expectations.
Answer only when convenient.
People forget that, before cell phones became ubiquitous, we had answering machines. People didn't automatically pick up.
Before that, you did have to decide if the call was likely to be important, but you also didn't get as many calls in the first place.
There's zero reason that we have to respond immediately to anything, be it call, text, email, paper planes, whatever.
If you just don't respond, until you're damn good and ready, people will eventually get the idea and not waste time with fifteen messages instead of one clear and simple one.
You don't even have to check messages until you're in a place and time that doing so is useful.
Like, you get a message at noon, you're at work, and people know that, they aren't messaging you with the assumption you'll jump right on it. And, if they do think that, you shouldn't reward that thinking anyway. So handle stuff at times when you can actually respond well anyway, instead of having to fire off a four word nothing burger.
I promise you, over time, the people that matter are going to adapt, especially if you tell them that you would rather have a smaller number of meaningful exchanges than a bunch of quick ones because you value them. If that's actually the truth (and it is for me), you'll follow through with that, and then your interactions with them become fulfilling, more personal and real.
Set up the expectation that if it's something minor, you won't respond until an ideal time to do so.
It's been years since anyone objected to the way I handle communications, because they eventually figured out that a: I just wasn't going to be a slave to my phone, and b: we really do have better conversations.
It's a difficult transition for sure, but a fairly simple one.
Fair warning though. At some point, someone is going to start trying to send messages via a spouse or child if you have those. So you'll have to be firm about never responding to those attempts.
Trust me, if it's something that's actually important, you can manage that too. Once you get people adjusted, you can set up boundaries, and establish something like a text/call combo, or whatever for something big. You can even try it before you go controlled contact, but it doesn't work as well since everyone thinks what they're doing is important enough, if they're in the habit of expecting fast responses still. Then, after a while, you don't need those because everyone in your life has figured out that being patient is better, and won't mess around with minor stuff. They'll reserve the piddly shit for other times, so you know that if they're calling in the middle of your work hours, it's going to matter.
Remember, that's your phone, not anyone else's. You own it, it does not own you. Repeat that mantra often enough, and even other people will start thinking that way too.
Oh, ffs, make up your damn mind.
Nobody really wanted them, but now that people are using it, you want to limit it? The entire executive roster for alphabet needs to take a submarine ride