southsamurai

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[–] southsamurai 7 points 9 hours ago

Oh, ffs, make up your damn mind.

Nobody really wanted them, but now that people are using it, you want to limit it? The entire executive roster for alphabet needs to take a submarine ride

[–] southsamurai 4 points 9 hours ago

How do you mean?

[–] southsamurai 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] southsamurai 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Telepathy is a subspace phenomena, at least that's my head canon.

[–] southsamurai 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And then there's fuckers like me that just write like that sometimes lol

[–] southsamurai 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Mmmmm nipple!

[–] southsamurai 28 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),

and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

  1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"

  2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."

  3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"

  4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."

  5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"

  6. Disgust................"Fuck me."

  7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"

  8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."

  9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"

  1. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"

  2. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"

  3. Directions.............."Fuck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13

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[–] southsamurai 3 points 14 hours ago

Pretty interesting!

I'm in the hyperphantasia range personally, so talking to people that don't see anything in their head is always fascinating. It's cool that there's research into how it all works

[–] southsamurai 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, nothing wrong with that.

Soooo....

Wanna suck my dick?

[–] southsamurai 1 points 15 hours ago

They evolved rocket boosters amd left the planet

[–] southsamurai 15 points 15 hours ago

Do what I do. Crush their expectations.

Answer only when convenient.

People forget that, before cell phones became ubiquitous, we had answering machines. People didn't automatically pick up.

Before that, you did have to decide if the call was likely to be important, but you also didn't get as many calls in the first place.

There's zero reason that we have to respond immediately to anything, be it call, text, email, paper planes, whatever.

If you just don't respond, until you're damn good and ready, people will eventually get the idea and not waste time with fifteen messages instead of one clear and simple one.

You don't even have to check messages until you're in a place and time that doing so is useful.

Like, you get a message at noon, you're at work, and people know that, they aren't messaging you with the assumption you'll jump right on it. And, if they do think that, you shouldn't reward that thinking anyway. So handle stuff at times when you can actually respond well anyway, instead of having to fire off a four word nothing burger.

I promise you, over time, the people that matter are going to adapt, especially if you tell them that you would rather have a smaller number of meaningful exchanges than a bunch of quick ones because you value them. If that's actually the truth (and it is for me), you'll follow through with that, and then your interactions with them become fulfilling, more personal and real.

Set up the expectation that if it's something minor, you won't respond until an ideal time to do so.

It's been years since anyone objected to the way I handle communications, because they eventually figured out that a: I just wasn't going to be a slave to my phone, and b: we really do have better conversations.

It's a difficult transition for sure, but a fairly simple one.

Fair warning though. At some point, someone is going to start trying to send messages via a spouse or child if you have those. So you'll have to be firm about never responding to those attempts.

Trust me, if it's something that's actually important, you can manage that too. Once you get people adjusted, you can set up boundaries, and establish something like a text/call combo, or whatever for something big. You can even try it before you go controlled contact, but it doesn't work as well since everyone thinks what they're doing is important enough, if they're in the habit of expecting fast responses still. Then, after a while, you don't need those because everyone in your life has figured out that being patient is better, and won't mess around with minor stuff. They'll reserve the piddly shit for other times, so you know that if they're calling in the middle of your work hours, it's going to matter.

Remember, that's your phone, not anyone else's. You own it, it does not own you. Repeat that mantra often enough, and even other people will start thinking that way too.

[–] southsamurai 1 points 15 hours ago

Imaginary and ecstatic

 

It's a two parter!

The second video is for Fiend

And I cannot describe how happy I am for new Necrogoblikon

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Vibe based post (self.Petpeeves)
submitted 1 week ago by southsamurai to c/Petpeeves
 

You know, I don't think I've ever gotten tired of a new slang phrase as fast as I have "vibe based"

It went from, "oh, that's gonna be popular" to "jfc, it's already turned into the next default condescending bullshit" in something like a week

It's almost like there's a race to turn minor snarkiness into outright smug nastiness in the bare minimum amount of time possible.

It's the new way to say "I think I'm better than you, and you aren't worth the effort of saying this in an original way".

 

Ever run acros's something that just annoy's you, like apostrophe's in the wrong place's?

But, you know that it's not worth going off topic for, or bothering someone with when it isn't germaine to the thread. You do know that, right?

Well, now you don't have to fuck up anyone's flow! Just cruise right on over to !petpeeves@sh.itjust.works instead! Make a little post about those rude apostrophe's or whatever, get it out of your system, and go about having a great day on lemmy without interrupting anything!

Think of it as a place for a very specific kind of rant. Just remember to be nice to people, even when they're annoying as hell :)

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Howdy do! (self.Petpeeves)
submitted 1 week ago by southsamurai to c/Petpeeves
 

Welcome to Pet Peeves!

Check the rules, have some fun, be decent to one another!

 

I dig the hell out of the guitar in this track

 

Chugga chugga woohoo!

 

The post was https://lemmy.ml/post/27600301 on !antitrust@lemmy.ml

When opening the link, it popped up something I didn't even get to see because it created crashed my browser.

I returned to the post and commented "Jesus, the pop-up on that site is brutal " that's it, that's the exact quote because I use an app that stores things from specific sources that are typed in

Annnnd banned

For being annoying.

Because the mod didn't like their link being criticised.

I ain't even mad, I'm just amazed to see a PTB in the wild like that.

 

These guys keep getting better, and this particular song is just balls out metal in sound and meaning.

 

Ngl, my neck is fucked now because I was actually banging my head and pulled a fucking muscle.

Worth it

 

I had a response typed up that didn't make it under the wire, and that is annoying, so I'm posting it here

I mean, in going to respond to your question, but that edit first. Never, ever whine about votes. It doesn't do anything useful, and when you decide that it's some kind of flaw in the people doing it, it just points right back to the person whining being a doof.

Look, I don't think you realize what people are seeing.

We've got a broken capitalist system across the world, but particularly in the US. In the US we've got an actual fascist in the presidency, and then musk starts running roughshod on everything faster than legal processes can stop him.

Add to that the fact that the fascist in chief is abusing the system to make it harder to stop the bullshit, and you've got some very angry people.

Since X can't be targeted the same way, and the security around space-x is too tight, and whatever the boring company is doing is too nebulous and out of public awareness, tesla has a bullseye painted on it for direct acts of protest.

Now, is going after the vehicles already on the road a great way to disrupt and damage? No, absolutely not. If anything, it's wasteful compared to better targets that would directly hurt the company, like the attacks on charging stations and dealerships. But it is something that anyone can do when they see a tesla vehicle.

Since the cybertruck is the most glaring example of musk's arrogance, and it's got such a great surface for paint, anyone with a spray can and the ability to move quietly and quickly can apply pressure. And it is applying pressure. Every time it happens, not only does the owner have to decide exactly how much that want to support musk via tesla, anyone and everyone that sees it has to think about it as well.

Since its also non destructive, only a pricy fix that's optional, it's also a protest that limits exposure, leaving the painter to be more likely to be free later on. And, since destructive measures risk the batteries becoming a hazard, it's the safest option for everyone involved.

Yeah, if you really to fuck tesla, the real target is their offices and financial partners. But those take more coordination, more information, and the ability to get a group together in order to be effective. Not everyone striking at tesla has the freedom to travel to a location those can be found in the first place, and someone not familiar with the locations of those is at a disadvantage. So not everyone can strike where it hurts the most. But they can definitely strike at the products of the company in their own "back yard"

It is most definitely not something stirred up by a company like CA, because it's coming from the people up. Before any of it hit the news, people were discussing the tactics to use in meat space. And this kind of disruption is one of the tactics discussed. Vandalism as protest has a long standing tradition, and tends to be mildly effective, at least in spreading the idea that resistance is possible, that other people can do something.

Each of those graffitied vehicles is a highly visible message to everyone that tesla is a target, and it is one you can reach. Again, it's not ideal, and it would be better to actually organize and use the same resources to a more effective end, but it does have benefit as part of an overall decentralized campaign of disruption, protest, and resistance.

Now, as far as removing them from the fediverse, nah, dawg, not gonna happen. You may run into specific instances that have legal exposure to any fuckery from the enemy that have to remove such things, but the benefit of the fediverse is that it isn't monolithic. You can't just stop something like this by going after a single instance.

This isn't inter-class violence, the attack is at a very dangerous section of the owner class. It just means that some of the owners that aren't part of that class may be collateral damage. If the attacks on the vehicles were jamming harming the owners physically, I found be fully against it, and I strongly suggest that anyone reading this wall of text consider spreading the message that attacking vehicle owners is a poor tactic, and should be avoided entirely because it isn't a benefit. It draws the wrong kind of responses.

Graffiti, minor vandalism of dealers, attacks on tesla's properties, those are against inanimate objects. Even people otherwise opposed can overlook it as frivolous, and the general populace that isn't going to be moved to action anyway will shrug it off. But attacking people is a different story. At this stage in protest/resistance, injury or death of individual citizens just for owning a vehicle would bring retaliation at a far greater scale, and the populace at large would be alienated before it's an acceptable thing.

At some point, the general populace that just wants the status quo to come back will have to decide where they're going to stand, and pushing that button before it's obvious to them that the status quo is dead is counterproductive. So do not physically harm tesla vehicle owners. You will be hurting the cause you're trying to fight for.

Remember, the majority are not at the point where they're ready to resist and may never be. Anyone working against the fascist cause is the minority right now. The ones willing to go out and take direct action are a minority of that minority. Do not alienate the majority until it is useful.

 

I'm not sure how much the video influences how much I like the song, but the song is definitely great

 

Been waiting for this :)

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