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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa
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Anon fights for his life (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
6 comments fedilink
 
 
2
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Anon tries to give a compliment (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
17 comments fedilink
 
 
3
121
Anon builds a routine (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
20 comments fedilink
 
 
4
205
anon finds a plothole (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
36 comments fedilink
 
 
5
1252
Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
415 comments fedilink
 
 
6
822
Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
76 comments fedilink
 
 
7
654
Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
102 comments fedilink
 
 
8
719
Anon composes game soundtracks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
49 comments fedilink
 
 
9
460
Anon asks a simple question (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
8 comments fedilink
 
 
10
620
Anon uses a phone book (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
45 comments fedilink
 
 
11
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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
26 comments fedilink
 
 
12
383
Anon remembers a guy from high school (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
5 comments fedilink
 
 
13
260
Anon checks out politics on reddit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
65 comments fedilink
 
 
14
706
Anon has a special request (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
90 comments fedilink
 
 
15
494
Anon goes to Long John Silvers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
22 comments fedilink
 
 
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330
Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
26 comments fedilink
 
 
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219
Anon can never go back (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
3 comments fedilink
 
 
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738
Anon gets diagnosed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
71 comments fedilink
 
 
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481
Anon is obsessed with Family Guy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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372
Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
127 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon hangs out at the gym (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
14 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon doesn't like reddit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
185 comments fedilink
 
 
23
665
Anon boots up a game (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
76 comments fedilink
 
 
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76
Anon has a Bean Boy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by MeDuViNoX to c/greentext
11 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is Wario (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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