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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)
submitted 11 hours ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
20 comments fedilink
 
 
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749
Anon disrupts the gaming industry (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 13 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
34 comments fedilink
 
 
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344
Anon on hobby communities (lemm.ee)
submitted 12 hours ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
9 comments fedilink
 
 
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706
Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
197 comments fedilink
 
 
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507
Anon has marital problems (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
112 comments fedilink
 
 
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206
Anon likes lava lamps (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext
4 comments fedilink
 
 
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535
Anon makes weed eggs (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
72 comments fedilink
 
 
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731
Anon gets plastered (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
36 comments fedilink
 
 
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335
Anon has reached enlightened cope. (discuss.online)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext
31 comments fedilink
 
 
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363
Anon hates spiders (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
23 comments fedilink
 
 
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710
Anon is a white hat hacker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
45 comments fedilink
 
 
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336
Anons share life hacks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
6 comments fedilink
 
 
13
751
Anon does military service (slrpnk.net)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
20 comments fedilink
 
 
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349
Anon watches Truman (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
13 comments fedilink
 
 
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532
Anon doesn't like spears (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
30 comments fedilink
 
 
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316
Anon is a math prodigy (self.greentext)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by bluelion to c/greentext
27 comments fedilink
 
 

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Anon stops an intruder. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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495
Anon makes an impression (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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431
The gods are with Anon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
34 comments fedilink
 
 

Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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480
Anon eats lunch alone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
70 comments fedilink
 
 
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305
Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
34 comments fedilink
 
 
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443
Anon doesn't have an alibi (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
19 comments fedilink
 
 
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481
Anon hears a noise (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
16 comments fedilink
 
 
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92
Anon doesn't like Batman Beyond (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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875
Anon reads the news (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
149 comments fedilink
 
 
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