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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa
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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
63 comments fedilink
 
 
2
334
Anon thinks about Johnny Bravo (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
18 comments fedilink
 
 
3
554
Anon goes to the casino (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
30 comments fedilink
 
 
4
625
Anon sees a happy couple (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
127 comments fedilink
 
 
5
470
Anon wants to be a singer (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
31 comments fedilink
 
 
6
373
Anon compares Harry and Ron (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
35 comments fedilink
 
 
7
709
Anon works at gamestop (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
61 comments fedilink
 
 
8
174
Anon sees their dad (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
1 comments fedilink
 
 
9
621
Anon shares his taste in music (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
99 comments fedilink
 
 
10
544
Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
129 comments fedilink
 
 
11
427
Anon remembers summer (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
39 comments fedilink
 
 
12
434
Average Australian place names (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
17 comments fedilink
 
 
13
446
Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
16 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon notices some millennial writing tropes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
8 comments fedilink
 
 
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675
Anon discovers real life (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
27 comments fedilink
 
 
16
700
Anon watches her boyfriend play videogames (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
68 comments fedilink
 
 
17
693
Anon sets up a prank at school (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
78 comments fedilink
 
 
18
248
Anon describes the micro-celeb pipeline (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
57 comments fedilink
 
 
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449
Anon finds a new way to get protein (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
68 comments fedilink
 
 
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208
Anon is a sore loser (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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136
Anon has a warning about the ISS (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
15 comments fedilink
 
 

Text isn't green, but this one is crazy.

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291
Anon discovers a new diet (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
11 comments fedilink
 
 
23
146
Anon plays a normal mecha game (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
1 comments fedilink
 
 
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230
Anon questions their existence (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
5 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is a veteran (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
40 comments fedilink
 
 
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