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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Oldie but Goldie. (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) by [email protected] to c/greentext
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2
366
Anon plays Pokemon Go (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 23 hours ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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3
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Anon describes their dream home (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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4
431
Anon finally finds a girlfriend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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5
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Anon plays old games (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon predicts the future (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon has regrets (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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8
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They are bleeding out and getting pale as the light fades from th (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
2 comments fedilink
 
 
9
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Anon gets a job writing clickbait (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
5 comments fedilink
 
 
10
238
Giga based China (lemy.lol)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
6 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon diversifies fetishes (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
16 comments fedilink
 
 
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250
Anon notices (lemy.lol)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon's gf has unfinished business (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon takes some time off after uni (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
3 comments fedilink
 
 
15
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Anon notices lazy writing (lemmy.today)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
15 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches a fishing video (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon's uncle is a late-night trucker (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon is surprisingly allowed within 50ft of a minor (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
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Anon is the youngest grandson (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
1 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon has a female friend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon works at a warehouse (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon learns the truth about "The Art of the Deal" (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
14 comments fedilink
 
 

From Wikipedia:

Schwartz called ghost-writing the book his "greatest regret in life, without question," and both he and the book's publisher, Howard Kaminsky, alleged that Trump had played no role in its writing.

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Anon is staying at a hotel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
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Anon gets outed (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext
74 comments fedilink
 
 
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GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI (lemy.lol)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/greentext
9 comments fedilink
 
 
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