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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 month ago

Talking to yourself is not an uncommon way to self regulate and such. Anon took that to the next level. I'm not sure if I should be concerned or impressed

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If these guys are so starved for sex, I don't understand why they don't just fuck each other.

What's more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who's going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.

You're getting a nut, and you're helping your fellow bros. What's the problem?

Edit: inserted "don't" in the obvious place.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Judging by some of the vrchat threads I've seen Anon is way ahead of you on this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Lol, I remember that bit. Hilarious. Thanks for reminding me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

These are trying times 🏳️‍⚧️

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[–] southsamurai 88 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Autosexual and imaginary

However, if you want a trip down a rabbit hole, what this is talking about is essentially a tulpa.

Now, I'm not saying one way or another that tulpas have any use, or even that they're anything that represents anything that matters outside of the self. But it is a practice that people engage in, so it isn't totally fake, no matter what the opinion about it beyond that is.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

> be a brony

> remembers that tulpas exist

[TRAUMA INTENSIFIES]

That said, Jackie Chan tulpa will always be hilarious

[–] southsamurai 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jfc, that's a ride that needs to be charged for

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[–] Leg 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I went down this rabbit hole years ago. I'm 100% convinced God is a tulpa.

[–] TheSlad 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Same, it just so happened while i was in a creative writing class in college and in my final paper i took wild left turn and went on a rant about how Christians who think god or jesus talk to them actually just have tulpas. It was supposed to be a paper about a poem by langston hughes...

I got a C.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Tulpas my beloved. When I was a kid I believed that all supernatural/religious deities were real based on some degree of human belief. This was definitely heavily informed by Rick Riordan though lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was the same! I think it was the Egyptian inspired series where one of the characters asked about what happens when people who don't believe in anything die. Even though I don't remember the exact answer, the feeling of oblivion has stuck with me ever since.

I'd still like to believe that all the gods are actually having a giant battle for supremacy though lol.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first rule of dabbling with Tulpas is DO NOT dabble with Tulpas.

The second rule of dabbling with Tulpas is that everything they say and do is a lie and a trick. If there are any benevolent entities out there,.they will never, ever engage with you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The third rule of tulpamancy is that the word "tulpa" is culturally appropriated - the modern use of the word has very little in common with the Buddhist tradition, especially in why it's done and what sorts of system members are created. The new, culturally sensitive word is parogen. It means "intentionally created".

Further terminology:
Endogenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by its own actions
Traumagenic system - a head with multiple people in it that was created by trauma. Often DID or OSDD
Headmate - someone who lives in the same head as you
Introject - a headmate whose identity is based on an external source such as a character
Fictive - a headmate based on a fictional character. May or may not believe they're truly the same person as in the media, for any philosophical opinion on what "the same person" means.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

tulpa

Heavy Star Maker vibes

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

egg is beginning to crack

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well at least I haven't reached this stage yet...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think they're selling tickets yet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

is the venue even rented tho

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The "Infinite Self-Loathing and Complete Social Deconstruction" Stage I think

[–] Cheradenine 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe in you bro. You got this

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Anon is down so bad he's buried deep in Earth's core.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon starts developing Multiple Personality Disorder

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Next he'll start making soap and fighting people in bars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This is how it happens

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Anon gets handies from his girlfriend that is also anon.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard... I'd fuck me so hard..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you intercept me? ID INTERCEPT ME.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

To infinity and beyond!

[–] wheeldawg 28 points 1 month ago

Are you still cis bro? You might be a sis.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

And that's how god was born.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

People might shit on him but he's happier than I am

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Anon goes berserk during the monthly period and sometimes gives himself the silent treatment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

of all the empty skandhas this shit is the emptymost

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[–] RIPandTERROR 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Recently recently.

[–] ArbitraryValue 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was talking to a friend of mine about whether or not we would get along with exact copies of ourselves. He didn't think that he would want to spend much time with his copy, but I thought I would love my own company in that sense. We would have the same values, the same goals in life, the same likes and dislikes, the same hobbies, the same sense of humor, etc. And all that is just with a same-sex copy of myself that I would have no attraction to. An opposite sex (but still heterosexual) copy would also have the same sex drive and the same weird fetishes.

Anyway, it's still probably not worth fracturing one's psyche for but with good arguments for each side. Reasonable people can disagree.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you had an exact copy of yourself you could finish the pile of shame twice as fast

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

While growing it twice as tall

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They have DID in a weird way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure the left hand knows what the right hand is doing.

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