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What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

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Before or After (sh.itjust.works)
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Genie dislikes cloud (sh.itjust.works)
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Author left the job (sh.itjust.works)
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Emails are hard (lemmy.world)
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Thanks for the information though.

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Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart...

Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞

https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

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Brainstorming (lemmy.ml)
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[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read:

The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that

has no testing process

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]

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Malware As A Service (sh.itjust.works)
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Read only friday (sh.itjust.works)
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EDitor wars (lemmy.sdf.org)
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blahaj (lemmy.zip)
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Lifehack (lemmy.ml)
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Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

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Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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