this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Anon "Yeah baby, I'll fuck you harder than import tariffs!"

M1:

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]

ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16

halt:
b halt
[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this ~~video~~ text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one ~~video~~ text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] TriflingToad 16 points 4 weeks ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at ~~porn~~ text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “~~thugposts~~” "Cycles" or “~~femboys~~” "Overclocks" or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

Some sexy looking reds and yellows.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds more like specialization

[–] agamemnonymous 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Specialization of an individual to an unfilled niche is diversification for the species as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Cyborgs shall rise

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Well biological niche specialisation is not an unknown phenomenon.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago

RISCV has always felt a little BDSM

[–] ricecake 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, who doesn't like a nice cache?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Back that cache up

[–] JamonBear 24 points 4 weeks ago

Is this really CPU fetishism or just a regular apple customer syndrome?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

Not fake and definitely not gay. We have all been there at some point.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

This explains so many unhinged posts on tech forums

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Hey ya know, it happens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Everything's computer