This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Anon "Yeah baby, I'll fuck you harder than import tariffs!"
M1:
sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]
ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16
sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]
ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16
sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]
ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16
sub sp, sp, 16
str x0, \[sp]
str x1, \[sp, 8]
ldr x1, \[sp]
ldr x0, \[sp, 8]
add sp, sp, 16
halt:
b halt
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this ~~video~~ text. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one ~~video~~ text. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at ~~porn~~ text and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “~~thugposts~~” "Cycles" or “~~femboys~~” "Overclocks" or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Some sexy looking reds and yellows.
Sounds more like specialization
Specialization of an individual to an unfilled niche is diversification for the species as a whole.
Cyborgs shall rise
Well biological niche specialisation is not an unknown phenomenon.
Is this really CPU fetishism or just a regular apple customer syndrome?
RISCV has always felt a little BDSM
I mean, who doesn't like a nice cache?
Back that cache up
This explains so many unhinged posts on tech forums
Not fake and definitely not gay. We have all been there at some point.
Hey ya know, it happens.