KingJalopy

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Something something Satan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hang me if you like but I hate peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah I definitely thought that comment would do better but I'm only half joking as obviously you seem to know

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Celery is like eating crunchy water. I just can't do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They can recognize faces actually. They know you from other people. My wife and I had one living in our lamp between our recliners for about 6 months. They're super awesome.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That penis envy strain is no joke

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I'm guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can't see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Lol nice. I got banned once I found out about Lemmy. After that I simply went to a thread which had a particularly shitty power mod and literally just said, "sounds like something a cringe reddit person would say".

Boom. Permanent admin ban.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember the time Elon made a flame thrower and even that was a piece of shit too?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

My bad, that's my kink.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

This movie is so awesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I'm nostalgic for those times but I don't prefer them.

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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
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The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
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Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

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Radioflash (www.youtube.com)
 

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

 

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

 

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

 
 

Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
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This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

 

This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

 

I know this is a small community (here on lemmy) but I was wondering what is a good area to live there? We will make about 115k or so and are looking to rent the first year or 2. I have an 8 year old daughter and a wife. We are coming from Tulsa Oklahoma but are very left leaning. We love to hike and spend time outdoors. Def want a nice school for my daughter. Thanks for any advice!

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