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Hey guys, Nicole the fediverse chick is back! She seems lonely (lemmy.world)

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Should I give her my CC number to keep her company?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

This shows that lemmy is a mature social media now! It has its own OF bots!

[–] southsamurai 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I got my dm from the bot just a bit ago! I feel all loved now :)

[–] Birch 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Same, feels like I matter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

I got this today, I looked at it but it hasn't vanished from my messages list. Bloody annoying.

[–] starman2112 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Someday am actual human woman is going to approach me and start talking and I'm going to assume she's a bot

[–] southsamurai 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hello fellow human, would you like to see my fleshy human vagina?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

awww, we got of own community chic? she's everyone's girlfriend now, also, 45 y.o. and a man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Rule 30.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There are numbers before 34?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

You wouldn't be the first person to skip straight to the porn.

[–] AwesomeLowlander 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Please add it to the sidebar, you can't be enforcing hidden rules!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The Rules of the Internet are not hidden.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Rules of the internet:

There are no real rules about posting.
There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Has anyone joined the chatroom?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I got this today, is this like a thing that's been going around for a while?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

A few days ago and then again today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't get a message this time, I think we broke up :'(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Same. I thought what we had was special 😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Nnnnoooooo. Have you tried mailing her gift cards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Awright, she made her first cut and I'm in! So far.

[–] n3m37h 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get Elons and give if to em?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

If I had Elon's cc# I wouldn't need to give it out to scammers to empty that shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I looked at this thread and then my notifications. It was there but hadn't notified me yet, said 23 seconds ago. Weird timing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Yes, please do. Just make sure to send her the "correct" one, or it might be bad for her if she got the "wrong" one, whoopsie!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I got this message a while ago too. Fuck off Nicunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Yes, I got it too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I got that message twice.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago

She must really like you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This “chick” can fuck off and die.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

We got our own threat actor.

This is a dry run tho.