Texas_Hangover

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The 11foot8 bridge opens another big can in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 2 points 3 hours ago

Not a very good driver, are you?

Where do you get your weather reports? in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 4 points 1 day ago

I still get good NOAA reports on HAM radio. Although it did go down for a few days recently for "upgrades" they said.

You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 10 points 1 day ago

Turdy fo, fiddy.

TIL about limnic eruptions, a type of natural hazard in which dissolved CO2 erupts from deep lake waters forming a gas cloud capable of asphyxiating everything in its path. in c/[email protected]
Octopus. Any kind. Duh. in c/whitepeopletwitter
[–] Texas_Hangover 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dear God... Dont let the hexbears find out about this.

Octopus. Any kind. Duh. in c/whitepeopletwitter
[–] Texas_Hangover 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like angler fish. Finding Memo had a huge effect on me, and I was well into my 20's when that came out lol.

The bizarre, dismal page you see if you open YouTube without an account. in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 2 points 2 days ago

Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

Trump says both sides violate ceasefire, tells Israel: 'Do not drop those bombs' in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 4 points 2 days ago

The Israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Great plan in c/[email protected]
3 Wishes in c/whitepeopletwitter
[–] Texas_Hangover 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this why dogs always stare creepily when the lovemaking starts?

Would you rather go though zombie-like apocalypses or sever economic downturn with political instability? in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 2 points 5 days ago

Fast zombies, or slow?

Dear slim in c/[email protected]
[–] Texas_Hangover 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's the shittiest limerick I've ever seen.

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