Texas_Hangover

joined 1 year ago

Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 9 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, governments never fuck up. Better just have one big unstoppable one. Real genius level thinking there. Can't go wrong.

One day, your car could have an "Order 66" built into it and may activate if you say a bad thing about the car manufacturer's CEO. in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 3 points 15 hours ago

No way to turn that crap off? Newest car I've ever owned is a 2011, had to rip out Onstar, but that was easy.

Life at 40 in c/funny

[–] Texas_Hangover 32 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

Went to Michael's and bought t-shirts in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 1 points 18 hours ago

Chemotherapy is a real bitch, but look at the bright side!

It doesn't take much... in c/desire_paths

[–] Texas_Hangover -3 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

What "ability" is required to follow a sidewalk with a slight curve in it?

T-Mobile secretly records iPhone screens and claims it's being helpful. in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

*yeeted.

a flower for mother's day in c/greentext

[–] Texas_Hangover -2 points 1 day ago

With her cock?

Obviously the answer is yes in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 1 points 2 days ago

Years ago we had a big ass yellowjacket nest above our front door. They were calm enough so I never removed them, and they kept the salesmen and soul savers the fuck away.

An Oregon man who quit his job to set sail with his cat arrives to cheering fans in Hawaii in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Take it easy! Its not like he's feeding the cat a vegan diet ffs.

prob in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 18 points 4 days ago

That'll show him!

US ranks first in swearing in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

FUCK YEAH!

Those of you that back your vehicle into parking spots, why do you do it? in c/[email protected]

[–] Texas_Hangover 3 points 6 days ago

Exactly. I'm in no rush to park, but you never know when you might need to fuck the hell off in a hurry lol.