I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map
As far as I'm aware, Mbin doesn't currently support that.
You could politely request/suggest it as a feature to the developers (though the size of the volunteer team doing most of the work is relatively small so it might take a while): https://github.com/MbinOrg/mbin/issues
Weird kink, but we support you xo
Orgasms for peace
Even the video footage would fit right in as B-roll in an Onion video, completely absurd that the chase lasted an hour like that lol
Cmon guys this one's easy, it's from the free-range broccoli farm
That video of them interviewing people on the street with it was pretty fun!
Hell yeah, owning the corpos by raising brand awareness using organic marketing
wait hang on
The linked report goes into more detail about what they consider violence and how the answers were collected https://aifs.gov.au/sites/default/files/2025-05/Insights-Report-IPV-Chapter-1.pdf
Here's one (of many) relevant sections (emphasis added):
To understand the use of intimate partner violence, respondents were presented with a series of questions following the prompt, ‘As an adult, how have you behaved towards a past or present partner?’, and asked to respond either ‘yes’ or ‘no’. Respondents were also able to skip answering these questions. The questions included:
- Have you ever behaved in a manner that has made a partner feel frightened or anxious? (emotional- type abuse) 1
- Have you ever hit, slapped, kicked or otherwise physically hurt a partner when you were angry? (physical violence)
- Have you ever forced a partner to have sex or made them engage in any sexual activity they did not want? (sexual abuse) 2
Similarly, to measure men’s experience of intimate partner violence, respondents were presented with a series of questions following the prompt, ‘As an adult, have you ever experienced any of the following?’, and asked to respond either ‘yes’ or ‘no’. Respondents were also able to skip answering these questions. The questions included:
- Have you ever felt frightened or anxious because of the behaviour of a partner? (emotional-type abuse).
- Have you ever been hit, slapped, kicked or otherwise physically hurt by a partner when they were angry? (physical violence).
- Has a partner ever forced you to have sex or made you engage in any sexual activity you did not want? (sexual abuse).
Hm, it's not usually what I think of either when I read/hear the word "violence", but I guess it's using a broader definition. Apparently verbal/emotional abuse also qualifies under the legal definition for domestic violence
I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system