Birch

That's what you get for being such a Will

I had an interview that went on for several hours with just brain teaser after brain teaser, which I managed pretty well, at the end I got some of the cake they had from an office party they were having and no job offer, saying that I'd likely just get bored and leave the company after a short time. Which is probably for the better, I can't even remember what they did, something involving commodities trading maybe

Three, two fell off the carrier and a third was accidentally shot down by a US warship

Toss a coin to your lemmy maintainer, oh valley of shitposts

Just donated a tenner, keep rocking. Also, fuck spez.

Well fuck, I just got one, I just assumed they were a german company since they're so popular there

Calling it now, he's gonna drop the tariffs the moment the stocks fell enough that he and his buddies bought up as much as they possibly can. And his supporters, who will still be fucked, will cheer his 4D chess moves

You know those scissors of life that firefighters use?

I'm sorry I'm sorry!

Read the article, the thumbnail is a picture of a migrant, the children are US Born and thus citizens

God fuck this woman

Everyone goes on holiday for 10 years?

Stephen Hawking was the only person I'd have used this offer for, now I really can't think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?