Birch

He just said, barge, adrift, at sea

Perhaps the list originally started at 0...

Don't worry, most of those deaths are no longer preventable at this point, maybe they were preventable 10 or 20 years ago, but we're past multiple points of no return now.

Or Jackass stunt

He was refering to the dick

Well, at least you seem to be immortal

I know that there is no fresh water available and that getting the fire under control takes priority, but isn't dropping seawater on everything ensuring nothing will grow again for a long time?

Yeh, I was just making an obscure movie reference

I can kind of guess what each of these things are by their component words but I'd rather be educated than just assuming things, could you maybe give some cliffnotes?

Ten? That's rookie numbers

Just friends who travel together

I don't know what everyone is bitching about, the US is finally getting their first African ~~American~~ president