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super good luck. like the the chick from deadpool 2 I think or longshots if it always stayed on.
the bad thing about have always luck on is that bad things can happen to you anyways on prior of your "good luck"
I mean its "always" active. no?
Healing of all kinds. Ageing, sickness, and wounds.
Never becoming deaf and always having good hearing. I'm not sure I'd be able to enjoy life anymore if I became deaf, so just having good hearing would make the rest of my life worth living, without any major side effects I could think of.
Reading this reminded me that my ears are ringing. I can ignore it but if anything draws attention it can get pretty bad.
I can live without hearing, thanks to subwoofers, but if I ever go blind I think I'm just going to kill myself.
So permanent good vision; I pick that.
Super strength. I'm just always strong. Cool.
You would have to recalibrate your interactions, or you'd be breaking things and people constantly.
And don't ever lash out on accident (even if it's because you got ticklish or you jerked in your sleep)
I would have the power to be naturally skilled at anything I do and having it always activated would be a bonus.
Jack of All Trades Activated
You are now naturally skilled at all tasks but will never be considered a master in any discipline
Just a bater now can no longer make yourself cum
That's fine, I wouldn't be a master at anything anyway really, just pretty okay
Make billionaires turn inside out when they're on the same planet as me
If you don't specify a currency or a grade of inflation, this might kill far more people than expected.
1 billion Iranian Rial for instance is just about 23752 USD.
So, question: when the billionaire dies, does their wealth transfer according to local laws? So an entire lineage could instantly turn inside out, including bastard children on the fringes of inheritance, with only an estate tax to save them?
Bro casted familicide
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Shapeshifting. It's what I wanted anyway and I can always just be continuously toggling the length of my little toenail to be 1mm longer or shorter.
Hell yeah, I get to choose my boob size, and I can have my hair changing colors like in Terraria!
Being lucky all the time would be cool. The only time I can think it might be a hindrance would be at a casino because they'd think I'm cheating but I don't gamble so it doesn't matter I guess.
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How pedantic do we get to be? Like, Iβd be fine with flying because I could just hover a millimeter from the ground instead of standing, I would think
My stepson asks all kinds of questions like this and highly scientific pedantry is my go-to move.
βTechnically if you were invisible, your retinas would stop working, so Iβd go with flight.β
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This is pretty simple though right?
Healing factor - always-on healing.
Have you not read the hundreds of stories about people unable to die?
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I would want the superpower of linguistics: the ability to fluently read, speak, and understand any language ever spoken or will be spoken.
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I'm always at a comfortable temperature no matter what.
If humanity finds out about that property of you, you might end up as some kind of human battery. If you can't be cooled down under any circumstances, one could use your body to heat up infinite amounts of water/air with heat pumps and use you to heat entire cities. Super useful for the rest of humanity but not exactly the life I'd like to live. :D
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