Are you old enough to remember those Barbie dolls that old ladies used to crochet a dress for so you could stand Barbie up in a roll of toilet paper and the dress would get pulled down over it? And the toilet paper was light pink?
Get off my lawn.
Remember how people used to collect tiny spoons? This is like that. Now it's towels that say "Fuck off kid, mommy's getting plastered" Bonus points if you hang it on a shitty wooden ladder.
Are you sure his name isn't Nick Scoffs? That's my takeaway from the title.
I didn't think you were supposed to use the decorative towels?
Security screw with the oval drive.
The only way that you can stop a crazy-killer-robo-taxi is to have your own craxy-killer-robo-taxi.
Craxy-killer-robo-taxi don't kill people... Oh wait, they do.
You didn't vote for the Governor General either.
Is there any other manufacturer who's business plan says "when we're done with everything we have ever made we're going to through it on this bonfire."
Dude, politics is a system that society has created to prevent change. When you get that, the western system of governance makes more sense.
Here's a song celebrating tri colored pasta, as a way to make up for your loss
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My grandma had a padded pink vinyl toilet seat that matched the Barbie and the toilet paper. When you sat on it it slowly squished all the air out. It was an awful feeling.