Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I'm a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Don't worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.
The women are the finest I've ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who's never been to Brazil.
As a brazilian who doesnt live in "all my brazilian friends live here" i have to say i am profoundly affended.
Good job :)
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
Here's my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it's a country?)
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn't deserve such horrendous fate.
It's not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, "The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don't just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas."
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
The cities along California's coast aren't barely habitable because of the heat; they're barely habitable because of pollution.
Signed, A Californian.
And the lack of water.
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
As a Brazilian, I didn't even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
You haven't heard of LA? That surprises me.
As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it's a separate country too.
I don't think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
MUST BE UNIFIED
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
Mississippi exists, despite it's complete lack of justification to do so.
Hey now! Mississippi has... Oh wait. Nevermind.
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.
I've never seen such a great description of West Virginia.
Maps like this remind me that I suck at geography. Whoever annotated those things knows considerably more about USA than I do.
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
That "people live here?" section contains Pittsburgh, Buffalo... also, more importantly, Scranton. And Old Forge, the hilariously self described pizza capital of the world.
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
I'll have you know I've never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They've always asked for it first.
Giving Appalachia question marks from North to South is a good move. America has been giving it question marks since the founding.