Bishma

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Way to shut up, Wesley.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Still using the demo disc

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

My first thought was, "I'll never be able to unsee that." And for a Halloween decoration, I'd call that an A+.

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If we're being super pedantic about it: mirrors don't need glass (or anything else) over the reflective surface. Through most of human history, mirror kissers wouldn't have experienced that separation. And thus there was no bad luck (just to bring it back around to shitpost territory).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What's Ethan Phillips doing these days? Can we make this series happen?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Always take protection to a swingers party.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Linux swinger parties: On the way in you drop a thumb drive loaded with a distro installer in a fishbowl, then spend 30 minutes drinking energy drinks and dunking on MS, then grab a random thumb drive on your way out. That's your new daily driver.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

All of Neil's insecurity and bravado stem from him not being able to kiss himself on the forehead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

There's another species of polar bear the lives among the brass forests of northern Canada.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Pornitor would be a great name for the bad guy if they ever make Orgazmo 2: The Search for Larry the Lighting Guy's Gold.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

the universe has forsaken me at DuckDuckGo

 

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The weird get weirder. He apparently spent $4000 to smash a guitar that was next to a signature.

A man who for some reason smashed up a guitar with a hammer in Texas may have thought it had been signed by Taylor Swift — but it was not, in fact, an official Swift-certified guitar.

But contrary to media reports, the guitar the man destroyed had not been signed by Swift — and was not a certified official guitar used by the singer, a source close to her merch company confirmed to Variety. The organization that held the auction, the Ellis County WildGame Dinner, presented the guitar with a signed CD insert but the guitar itself was not signed.

 

Some North Carolina cities were forecasted to receive 10 times their monthly rainfall amount.

The emergency flash flood warning issued by the NWS says that at least 3,000 people are at risk of emergency flooding downstream of the Broad River and Lake Lure Dam

This is in additional to the flash flood warnings happening all over the state.

 

Thanks to Costco fueled bulk buying, between the last time I bought deodorant and this week, my deodorant changed from the Scent of Adventure to the Scent of Cypress.

So is Cypress the sum total of adventure or an overdue respite?

 

I've semi-recently started a career mode game that uses (among others) Stockalike Station Parts and FreeIVA. I finished a station in LKO and was tooling around in the command module when this screen caught my eye. Even from across the room I recognized the output from the ps command.

Hey Val, what's that screen showing

So I floated over and first noticed that it's upside down compared to other things in the room

The screen a bit closer

When I got closed and looked at the post image it was obvious that this the Apache Litespeep workers serving up a wordpress site. My head canon is that one the Kerbals runs their website on the computers of Hotel Kerbalfornia.

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I don't know why my brain connected Trump's "a concept of a plan" and his obsession with Hannibal (Lecter, but I went with Smith), but here you go.

 

I used to think Bob was right, "a lot of numbers are divisible by 3" and so its a bad mnemonic. But, on the other hand, I have an easier time remembering the Belcher's anniversary than my own.

 

Surprisingly good quality for something from 80's cable TV.

In 2024 the first thing that struck me was that I can barely remember the last time I cared about what was in the mailbox.

 

A very early performance from TMBG, back when Letterman was still on NBC. February 1989 performing They'll Need a Crane

I love their old TV performances. Especially the Conan appearances. If there's an audience for it I'll post the best (video/audio) quality ones I can find, from time to time.

 

I'm pretty sure this is a new sentence for me: I'm glad I haven't been to the zoo in a few years.

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LED screens designed to show the current Powerball Jackpot were affected in seemingly random locations, including billboards in Coos Bay, Albany and Portland between Aug. 12 and 14. Roughly four of the affected billboards were in the Portland area.

One of the affected billboards was recorded by Reddit user “HanginWithMrPooper” near the intersection of 68th Ave. and Halsey Street in Northeast Portland.

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