Still using the demo disc
Bishma
My first thought was, "I'll never be able to unsee that." And for a Halloween decoration, I'd call that an A+.
If we're being super pedantic about it: mirrors don't need glass (or anything else) over the reflective surface. Through most of human history, mirror kissers wouldn't have experienced that separation. And thus there was no bad luck (just to bring it back around to shitpost territory).
What's Ethan Phillips doing these days? Can we make this series happen?
Always take protection to a swingers party.
Linux swinger parties: On the way in you drop a thumb drive loaded with a distro installer in a fishbowl, then spend 30 minutes drinking energy drinks and dunking on MS, then grab a random thumb drive on your way out. That's your new daily driver.
All of Neil's insecurity and bravado stem from him not being able to kiss himself on the forehead
There's another species of polar bear the lives among the brass forests of northern Canada.
Pornitor would be a great name for the bad guy if they ever make Orgazmo 2: The Search for Larry the Lighting Guy's Gold.
the universe has forsaken me at DuckDuckGo
Way to shut up, Wesley.