this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Pretty sure mine falls under "Found it on a random disk".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

idk i just have it, it showed up with me. I just have it now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Dynamically assigned at boot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Do you go to sleep at the end of the day or do you do a full shutdown?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

I've seen a ton of "men are like" memes today and I didn't identify with any of them. Am I not a man? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

well i mean, technically not as this is actually a post on a service known as lemmy. So from that framework you would just be a string of identifiable text.

nice root instance btw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 54 minutes ago

Dynamically assigned at boot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Mine is FOSS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Work/Government Issued

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

Still using the demo disc

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

How does one learn this power

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

Well you have to look to a source to buy Estrogen and blockers grey-market, can be hard since it's... well it's a grey area. There's more to it than that but that's the hard part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

download HRT (the one trick governments don't want you to know)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

nah i don't need malware

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I've been each of these at some point.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

( Snap Store )

Found the Ubuntu user

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Gender my_gender = Gender.random();

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

We need more backwards compatible genders

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

System Update

I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Who has the money for that?! :-P

That said, *I* get to decide what my own fucking gender means - not anyone else.

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-Link

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

It is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you go far enough back, "Data corruption"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

If you go far enough back, the data turns quantum - as in having multiple simultaneous solutions to the waveform equation as to presence & location in time. And roughly every 20-30 years, it keeps splitting up again! :-P

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So they have a null pointer gender or something?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

it was fire, as the kids say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I think we have enough forest fires, thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

This is exactly what I was going to ask: "Did they burn down the state of California as a result?". But instead, take my upvote!:-)

[–] SapphironZA 3 points 4 hours ago

Woven core rope memory for me