Tar_alcaran

He encouraged me to make my own hardtack, for reenactment. I still have all but 1 piece of it, and suspect that that will be the case for eternity.

Tow the line? Tow it where Eric?

The last time he killed about 450.000 so, today is still below average.

It is I, Intentionally Blank Tar_Alcaran.

It left the European Economic Community in 1985, over fisheries stuff. But since it's still an overseas territory of Denmark, it's still in the OCT (Overseas Countries and Territories) associated with the EU.

The EU officially formed in 1992, so they never left the EU. But all of the EC was absorbed into the EU, so... Maybe

They also removed him from several photographs, most famously one where trump attended the opening of a new canal near Washingt... no wait, that was Stalin.

And this, boys, girls and others, is why E-war platforms are a requirement.

Red plane sees blue plane.

Red plane turns on no-radar-machine

Blue plane turns on no-radar-machine

Red plane and blue plane turn no-radar-machine to 11

Result: No radar for anyone. Also funny lookin' kids

Even Platos Stepchildren, which everyone remembers for the first interracial kiss, was a pretty fucking terrible episode.

This is one is officially beyond me.

Drink more chemicals (from the water), wear outfits other than jeans and shirts, and occasionally talk about your feelings.

We can't accept such a massive danger to society! Sharks can't operate the emergency brake.