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[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 minutes ago

I want to know more about the monkey test

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The only problem I have with FedEx is that they routinely bait and switch me with delivery dates. Something will ship on Wednesday. I'll check the tracking on Thursday and it will say that it's coming Tuesday. Cool. On Sunday, they'll email me and say the package is going to be delivered on Monday. Then Monday comes and goes and the package is never on the truck for delivery and then they'll say it's delayed and coming Tuesday. Like why are you making yourself look bad? Don't tell me it's coming a day early just to then fuck that up. You're going out of your way to piss me off at that point.

UPS on the other hand will just tell me a package is coming on Tuesday and low and behold, there it is on the delivery truck on Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 minutes ago

They claimed my package was delivered and it was nowhere to be found. I followed up and they just sent back the delivery confirmation. Said it was dropped off at a reception desk. My place didn't have a reception desk. Their CS went nowhere.

I ended up making a BBB complaint and whadooyaknow, I get a call from a supervisor at the local DC informing me that the package was actually delivered to a hotel two blocks away and they would retrieve it and redeliver it for me and apologizing for it taking so long. I had already gotten a reship from the vendor in the meantime. (Bonus, I ended up with twice the product)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

It’s like the packages get to the last mile warehouse a day early, so the system says “it’s here, let’s send it a day early”. Then some idiot in either the warehouse or on the truck sees the package and says “oh this wasn’t scheduled to be delivered till tomorrow? Fuck that, it’s not going on the truck till tomorrow”

Happened so many times for me with FedEx now, I just disregard any updates they send.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Cheap labor equals cheap results.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

In my neighborhood, they misdeliver a package at least 2 times a week.

I'll see the FB group, so and so, your package is at my house or does anyone recognise this porch

They never fuck up my house, but man do they fuck up the rest of the hood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly I prefer usps now.. I worked as a driver for FedEx express and when I helped on the belt with packages the loaders would say fragile is French and I don't understand French while rolling the packages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Thought fragile was Italian. Frah-jee-lee.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Heard that too. Lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Once Fedex lost a gait trainer to help my disabled daughter learn to walk. They then fought me for 6 months to stonewall me on getting reimbursed. When I was finally going to get my money back (it was quite expensive), it shows up at my house broken and now my daughter was too big for it anyway. I did find a local therapy center that said they could use some of for parts for their other trainers at least, but I was out nearly a month's pay. Fuck Fedex forever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They “lost” a $1300 computer monitor I was returning because it had multiple dead pixels. Tracking was weird, there was a “delivery exception” and it showed up 3 days later than originally expected.

Monitor company said the box arrived empty.

FedEx wouldn’t even talk to me about it because I wasn’t the one who ordered the shipping, Monitor company was. Monitor company accused me of sending them the empty box, routing me to their fraud department, unwilling to act as an intermediary to FedEx.

Had to dispute the charge with my credit card to get it resolved, a process that took about 4 months. Thank god for AmEx.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Having handled RMA disputes in a previous job if FedEx shows a delivery exception we'd generally trust that it was FedEx's fuckup. Glad you could get it sorted one way or another but that really freaking sucks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago

Yeah these guys outsourced all their CS reps to India, so trying to get through to someone helpful was like talking to a brick wall.

At least now there’s 2 companies I know to never again use.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 20 hours ago

Narrator: they didn't deliver the package.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

FedEx is so bad that if they're the only shipping option for an online order, I go and find a different vendor.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It depends on the driver really. The guy on our route is great. The one for my mom is the worst.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I'm fairly sure that at least FedEx ground is all contracted drivers. They're kinda like a franchise that owns a particular route.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I've had packages delivered to my bin before now. Without telling me.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

With USPS and UPS it doesn't depend on the driver, they all get the job done and do so safely. Meanwhile I've almost been killed on my bike by FedEx drivers multiple times. Has never happened around UPS and USPS trucks. I once watched a FedEx driver pull up in front of my apartment and literally locked eyes with the guy before he pulled away again and my tracking updated to "package undeliverable". They're over-worked, under-paid, under-trained, and it shows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Guess that’s the difference between union and non-union employees.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I find it absolutely adorable when people who have never experienced Purolator - they claim to be a package company - complain about any package shipping issue.

  • You want invisible buildings? Purolator can't see 35-storey buildings rising high above a sea of bungalows next to a massive landmark.
  • You want customized delivery? If your building has a blue box system FUCK YOU they're gonna need a signature today and you're gonna have to beat them to the truck to give it.
  • you want careful handling? I think they use packages as ramps to get out of the snow or over speed bumps
  • you want friendly service? They're just pissed you burst out of the bushes to beat them back to the truck
  • safe pick-up of the package they can't seem to deliver? Get out near the airport where it'll probably be out in the ditch, but be there during the convenient hours of 2 and 4, week-days, and you can fight the thieves for your stuff.

i just don't know what keeps these guys in business.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I think these guys operate in Australia as fastway

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I seriously did not realize Purolator was still around. My dad worked for them 40 odd years ago, and quit on the spot, with kids and a wife at home, because of how awful they were (called and checked with my mom first, who was supportive).

[–] CanadianCarl 2 points 4 hours ago

They still operate in Canada.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

I had a tablet that stopped working under warranty. Printed the return label and dropped it into a Purolator box. Later realized I had printed the wrong label. Called them with the exact box location and time that I dropped it off. They couldn’t find it anywhere, so essentially the driver stole it. THEY are the thieves after your package!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Just today, FedEx said they delivered my two packages from eBay. I looked at the confirmation picture and it’s not even my house! Turns out, they delivered it two doors down to the wrong house. Fortunately, I have an honest neighbor and she brought them to me.

This isn’t the first time this has happened.

[–] otp 8 points 21 hours ago

I've given up on Purolator.

I just contact customer support/the seller and tell them all the steps I took (filling out my complete address, and on the day of, contacting them with my buzzer number), and tell them that I didn't receive my package despite being home all day. I also didn't receive their "sorry we missed you" sticky note anywhere. And no missed calls for the buzzer.

They often try to tell me the package is at a pickup point...I tell them that that's not the address I entered into their system, it's not the one that you put on the package, and you need to tell Purolator to send it to my address, or they're going to return it to you/the sender.

This worked for my $1,000 package, thankfully. It didn't work for my ~$50 packages. So that got sent back to the sender and I got a full refund. And I won't be buying from them again unless they stop using Purolator.

Meanwhile, Amazon will drop off $200 packages at my doorstep without a signature -- the way I want it! Lol

Purolator said they needex me to print out a form saying I authorize a drop off without a signature. I told them the driver is never going to see it because they don't enter my building's lobby let alone come up to my apartment. They said to do it anyway and it'd be fine. When I told them it said missed delivery again despite me following their instructions, they stopped replying to my support ticket...lol

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I cannot impress upon you all how much I loathe FedEx. I feel like they go out of their way to mess things up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

FedEx lost a $500k case of equipment for the service techs who maintain the instruments we use at work. They work nationwide and have two of these cases for the entire country, they keep thousands of labs running. FedEx just... lost it. Eventually it was found a few weeks later or something. The cost is not really a big deal, it is basically just instrument components they use to verify the running components, but they're the components that all instruments are compared to, so they can't just put together another case as it suits them. There's extra testing that goes in to make sure these components are exactly to spec.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It is usually a driver who has too many packages or doesn't care, both cases are an issue with the company itself.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yep know a guy at FedEx and they leave those notes when the package never made it to the truck but they have a contract to deliver in a certain time frame. So they put the blame on the customer as a strategy of cooking the metrics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

I had a FedEx driver the other day tell me that they separate packages into multiple deliveries sometimes even though they're all being dropped off all at once for the same reason. Cook the metrics so it looks like they're making more deliveries in a certain timeframe.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Still better than OnTrac somehow.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's amazing the difference a union makes for customer satisfaction isn't it?

Note: USPS & UPS are both unionized.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

This. FedEx drivers get wrung, squeezed and micromanaged every second of every day. Pay someone a living wage, set reasonable expectations, and stand back. The job will get done right the first time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

UPS - Union, drivers are the MOST senior positions and get about 150k salary (I think they're hourly? With really really really good holiday and OT) with great benefits (afaik). Everything is insured, and drivers are generally held to incredibly high standards.

FedEx - ground delivery drivers are not union. They aren't even employees. They're independent contractors so that FedEx can save money with MINIMAL liability. Drivers own their own route and trucks, and have to pay for everything. It's basically a mini franchise and you do not make very much, there are no benefits.

These companies are NOT the same at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

I had no idea about FedEx! Whenever someone sends us a package via FedEx, it's always delayed 1-2 days from the delivery date, regardless of the service level. This explains a lot.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fedex sucks in general. This box contains 7000 bucks worth of laser cutter/ Box has been handled so harshly that its starting to come open. Not to mention they ignored the this side up part.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Used to deliver for Amazon. Fragile, handle with care, this side up, lay flat, team lift, don't stack, all those mean nothing to the warehouse workers or most of the drivers. It's so chaotic in there and nobody has time to treat packages carefully.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

This has been the case for decades, everywhere.

People, package your shit properly or pay the extra amount to ship it specially.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yepp. I work in shipping, and if you’re not comfortable throwing the box as hard as you can at a wall, you shouldn’t be comfortable shipping it.

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[–] Stillwater 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Obviously screw FedEx, but why the hell is the # symbol part of the door code? It's just asking for this to happen.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You press the # to start writing the code on Yale doorman, or to lock the door

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