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Yesterday I happened upon a blacked-out redacted bird on imgur. If a new trend is happening, life is going to be alright.

Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.

If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood's gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I'd probably make a terrible ninja -- but what a awesome way to die.

We're going to need a new flag...

Or...

Yup funds, and the web traffic handleability.
My small city (population 89,000) had a 911 outage about 2 years ago. Their solution was to sms text or voice dial everyone with the message "...please dial any county non-emergency number... see a list of numbers at bitly.url...". The hosted website was hugged-to-death.

After fines, it was inevitably cheaper to extend the nearest net backbone closer to our neck of the woods and upgrade all county things with fiber and data centers.

🎵Cycle killer... Qu'est-ce que c'est...🎶

A Wacky Wavy Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubeman.

A quick image search for "telephone shaped" furniture...

I would guess, homeowner Luke is ok moneywise. If that couples photo on the website is his home... a brief analysis... correlation of christmas tree and miniskirt suggest an indoor temp of +72'F; an animal skin rug is under the dinning table (expensive choice); and the couple are likely childless (displayed book titled "Creatures With Cocks").

That's on a assumption it is his home. Still, how and why Mr. Luke resorted to get the delivery guy to heave-ho-ing; it comically should've never come to that.

...(Homeowner) Luke says he refused to sign the delivery forms after it was suggested he cut off his bannisters...

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https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/delivery-men-really-need-a-lesson-from-ross-to-pivot-sofa-up-staircase-18173094/

Cubes?! Well I'll be darn, we got solid-state chicken now.