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Who do you think voted for him?

I asked if you were skilled at life. But since you brought it up...

Copenhagen has a new mermaid statue?

This worked until my kids developed a tolerance for heat. They are adapting! It's only a matter of time before they are completely resistant!

Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer came down on his head
do do dooo do
Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o

I just Tineye'd this one after I posted it and it's older than I assumed. Sorry if y'all have seen it a million times.

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This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We're a bunch of Fun Lovin' Criminals here.

(I know they're from the 90's, but I couldn't help myself.)

I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.

I thought it was big in automotive and aerospace.

They exist!

But [email protected] is correct.