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I feel like this needs to be in one of those Structure Vs Doctrine alignment charts
Structure neutral / Doctrine neutral: A truck is an aircraft carrier
| Doctrine purist - must forward-deploy planes | Doctrine neutral - must forward-deploy flying vehicles | Doctrine radical - must forward-deploy something that flies | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Structure purist - must be a ship | An aircraft carrier is an aircraft carrier | A helicopter carrier is an aircraft carrier | A missile boat is an aircraft carrier |
| Structure neutral - must be a vehicle | A parasite aircraft mothership is an aircraft carrier | A truck full of quadcopters is an aircraft carrier | A self-propelled gun is an aircraft carrier |
| Structure radical - must be relocatable | A Marston Mat is an aircraft carrier | A transporter-erector is an aircraft carrier | A man with a gun is an aircraft carrier |
man with gyrojet pistol: I am become carrier, deployer of aircraft.
Where does "drop F-18s into the ocean" fit into all this?
The crew realised that they were in the Red Sea, were all briefly possessed by the spirit of Joseph McCarthy, and immediately began deploying aircraft to fight the commie water
USA tests novel ASW attack platform.
A fellow Oglaf fan!
The picture is from labyrinth.
Bottom right: a beehive is an aircraft carrier
I wonder where cluster missiles fit into this
Wouldn’t that be structure neutral / doctrine purist? It’s still carrying aircraft to a theater
Aye, fair enough.
Military science history in real time.
Future aircraft logistics gonna look look all trypophobic.
Could just be a tank that has drones attached to the reactive armor charges so you sacrifice some to take out other targets
"Oh, you're shooting at us! Release the bees."
Something like ending to enders game
If it works it works.
And the Ukrainians don't need no stinking takeoff ramp. 💪💪💪
VTOL baby, no copeslopes here
If you hear a swarm of bees, you're already dead.
I wonder if there is an uptick in beephobia.
Apiphobia* but that is an interesting point
Ive seen enough footage from that war that any kind of buzzing makes me flinch.
You in Russia or something?
Or just a bad conscience?
I just watched a lot of footage
When the memes are as devastating as the attack.
Sir, a second meme hit NCD
How dare you not include the glorious Admiral Kuznetsov? Off to the gulag with you!
It's on its way, the Ukrainian truck is towing it
Hard to take a photo in all that smoke
Laughed really hard when that pile of junk appeared in the latest Mission Impossible
Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov
1985 Kuznetsov-class aircraft carrier
Admiral Flota Sovetskogo Soyuza Kuznetsov is an aircraft carrier that has served as the flagship of the Russian navy. She was built by the Black Sea Shipyard, the sole manufacturer of Soviet aircraft carriers, in Nikolayev within the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic and launched in 1985, becoming fully operational in the Russian Navy in 1995.
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Where is Optimus Prime?
"See-Saw! I need you See-Saw!"
Optimus prime on Ukrainian side confirmed
Don't forget the USVs lol
In my head, I’ve been plotting out a scenario where a barge convoy opens up at the top and bottom to send out a combined swarm of flyers and swimmers to just fuck shit up at Kalingrad for no other reason than to yank teeth out of Russia’s military. Bonus points if the barges sink afterward or drift into bridges and explode. (Accounting for maybe a few sacrificial drone hits on the deck to scare off traffic. We’re looking to sink ships and obstruct seaways here, not indiscriminately kill civilians.)
Russian party in Kamaz