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Glad no one decided to make tortoise chowder out of him in those 192 years.

What the hell is this house? Is it located in someone's backyard? What is going on?

Oh FISHING. Moving along, nothing to see here.

But clothes you mix and match. I got a pair of comfortable and flattering trousers so I got a pair more in a different colour. And it's a sort of grey green that I thought would be fine but somehow it clashes with almost everything I own.

They are making game of thrones real. Lots of whores and titties, big ass wolves, religious cults taking over government, zombies, crucifixions, people being eaten by dragons.

Isglitch is satirical. The joke is premised on a real occurrence where the secretary of education was excited about what A1 might do for education. She seemed oblivious to both what education entails and what AI is. She did not seem to confuse AI for condiments but she did say A1 multiple times, solidifying the idea that while she at least can read she is dumb.

I'd like to note that conquistadors actively spread disease amongst natives. They knew what they were doing.

Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.

Pixar uses bonuses a lot. They fired 15% of their workforce before a big bonus coming up.

I thought the point of salting was that the reuse doesn't matter as much?

All true but at the same time EU countries has paid more money to Russia for fossil fuels than they have spent on supporting Ukraine.

The dude (lady?) engraved also has a cellphone and a laptop