OttoVonNoob

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

God speed, Green Ranger.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (7 children)

To be honest i can't tell if this is satire, spoof or against day off? I mean emergency social services are essential. Food and the rest are not, you do your shopping the day before and bring a lunch, self serve pumps are everywhere anywyas and entertainment services are not essential.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Wait really, why coulsnt they force them to?!? In Canada companies that are open pay huge fines. Companies that are deemed essential do not recieve fines but have to pay 2.5 Mult to employees and if the employee does not work they get a days pay.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (18 children)

It's kind of a hidden fact in the movies but he did spare alot of expenses. No back up generator, no flood ditches, he did not hire the best staff, the vet on staff does not know the Triceratops is poisoned, the plant experts planted poison plants, nothing on the island is hurricane proof yet they are in a tropical area, etc etc. In the book it was much more obvious and clearly Hammond was a piece of shit on the surface.

 
 
 
 
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have a weird bug where the screen like warps all about. I have a good computer but he glitch appeared awhile back and I've put it down ever since. Whe I get home I may troubleshoot it again.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Persona 4:C... DMC3 and Ninja Gaiden collection are the most recent.. Wonderfully fun games that just aren't running well or properly:x

 
 

As someone who lives in reality ruck Orban...

 
 
 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I didn't share the other meme, you would not have seen this meme. Others would not have seen the other meme as well. The internet is a huge place, I'm just trying to share things that bring me joy to others that may feel the same but otherwise never find them.

 

I feel bad about the situation.. The OP even laughed at the situation..

 
 
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I haven't thought about Reddit since the mod ban but aren't people being paid to make content? So could be mass farming nickels?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

700 letters to santa

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

We can't trust adult websites to stop minors from entering!!!... Now give the adult website your personal info to visit!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's the Sheriff from SquidBillies!!!

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