nuke

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[–] nuke 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope you understand your retirement party was part of a covert mission to lure Saddam out of hiding.

[–] nuke 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

 
[–] nuke 6 points 1 day ago

You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–] nuke 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] nuke 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

[–] nuke 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

How could you forget the degens from upcountry? We all heard what The Ginger and Boots did to that ostrich.

[–] nuke 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can't believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

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Okay, hear me out (sh.itjust.works)
 
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] nuke 5 points 5 days ago

NCD isn't the place for this

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He woulda loved em (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] nuke 9 points 5 days ago

Tony Oppenheimer was able to build this in a shack! With a box of scraps!

[–] nuke 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Whatever, you're now a beaver 🪄

[–] nuke 20 points 6 days ago

LOCK AND LOAD

[–] nuke 5 points 6 days ago
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Oh no (sh.itjust.works)
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The Alpenflage Lifecycle (sh.itjust.works)
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Don't worry, I got this (sh.itjust.works)
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