Decoy321

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

My dude I'm not going to explain comedy to you. It isn't objective or universal. If you don't find it funny, that's okay. This comic ain't for you.

My dude, I agree with you. I'm just explaining how we get bullshit like this movie. Not actually supporting it or approving in any way. I can tell you right now that I have no intention of seeing this movie.

Also, everything is awesome.

I'm not the author or an expert or anything. But I'm fairly sure the joke is about how his license expired and she just made him realize she's a witness to murder.

I'm not disputing anything you're saying, just trying to explain the logic of a movie production studio. If they're trying to make a Minecraft movie, they're going to gear it to maximize the revenue from their audience.

If they made it a kids movie, it's because they thought that would make them the most money. Whatever kind of movie they made, it's for monetary reasons.

That may be so, but that's irrelevant to them. Their IP is Minecraft, not Roblox. They only need to appeal to the largest demographic of people who enjoy Minecraft (aka kids, not adults). The other interests of their target audience are hardly relevant. All that matters is that they're interested in the topic though to see a movie.

Or more accurately, bug their parents to pay to see the movie. Because those are additional tickets, too.

If this starts another fuckin bean trend I'm committing mod abuse.

But it's not written in ~~gaelic~~ gibberish?!

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

Please report comments like this when you find them. The negativity spreads really quickly, and it's quite tiring.

Shout-out to his spiritual successor, Homey D. Clown.

Homey don't play dat.