sangriaferret

Meanwhile in New Orleans, the entire city is preparing to shut down because they might get 1-3 inches on Tuesday.

When I lived in New York I was flabbergasted any time I had to ride the subway during morning rush hour. I could never live with having to do that every day.

Ha, maggot. Although he is Italian which, I believe, is where fromunda originated. Perhaps he can give me a sample next time I see him.

I did something similar on a bicycle about to crash into a car in a near head on collision. Right before impact, without thinking, I jumped off of the bike, ran across the hood of the car, did a full front flip and landed on my feet on the other side... While wearing flip-flops.

A guy on the curb asked me if I was alright and all I could think to say was, "did you see what I just did?!"

My Sardinian friend swears it delicious. If it was offered I think I would have to try it just to say I did it.

I'm a bartender. I work when other people are off work. I thrive on their days off. I have days off too, just not yours. Not everybody wants to work a 9-5.

Actually, I can get behind that.

This seems more accurate.

Lookin sharp

Nothing can top

"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog."

God it seemed like that fucking song was on a neverending loop for about six months. MTV must have played it once an hour.