Fighting an archmage of the akashic brotherhood. Or an exalt. Either way, that's death coming at you.

• "there are no werewolves in the god damn park"
• "Fuck you I'm going to the Prince for this"..."ow hey why are you hitting me!?"
• "This has been a weirdly sexual night"
• "The sword of Cain has fallen and it fell where it pleased!"
• "If you do that you're gonna have to drop your alignment to chaotic evil"
• "Turns out i can afford a rocket launcher"

Harvesting half-demons for demon graft parts is perfectly moral, i assure you.

Playing carrion crown and my dm rolled only four successful times that session, three of them were against me, using my only offensive(ish) spell i prepped and nullifying every hex i used. Against peasants with no bonus to will saves. The other was on an npc.

:(

Man i love polilla's work

So i gotta ask what that first game's full title is

I mean, I am curious about these titles now lol

I need that shirt ngl

So...a bad designer finally played his own game? He doesn't seem to understand produce flame is meant to be light but with an emergency hit button, but it's good he's finally realized spellcasting sucks in 5e. What are the odds he figures out the big issues, though?

Kind of off topic, but man it bothers me to see what r/atheism has done to religious discussions. Christianity isn't religion, it is a singular religion amongst a sea of far less stupid and destructive religions. It's always so obvious when someone is just talking about their Christian trauma instead of, say, sikhism or something.

Unironically yes, and he could easily justify it as 'official business' as dealing with traitors too.

Vibes are the strongest tool in a detectives arsenal. That, and a hideous necktie