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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I love sunny day, but even more...

I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHT.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Who gets chapped lips from a sunny day? Where are you, the fucking Sahara desert?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Life in a northern climate at this time of year, my dude. Already had to bust out the chapstick from how dry it's been.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

theyre lovin the D

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

The best chapstick is enough water.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it's my dream.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 16 hours ago

Eh, I live in Utah and I also only get chapped lips in the winter. It sucked the first year when I moved here, but my body adapted.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

I nearly died from being out in the Sun too long, and yet as an adult I insist on lying out on the beach like a chicken leg on a grill (with water this time at least).

[–] peteypete420 11 points 19 hours ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I love all this and the fact that exposure to the sun can make my autoimmune disease worse and can actually do permanent damage to organs and could kill me if I get burnt bad enough. Got the diagnosis right after I got back into riding horses. -_-

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

BlackHoodedDeathRiderOfTheApocalypse.jpg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Lmao. I'm considering doing a Dullahan costume next year for Halloween and using one of the horses for it lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

"normoids" is really something.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

They forgot skin cancer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the comments here made me smile. glad to know lemmy isn't all basement dwellers

[–] Zapados 10 points 20 hours ago

Some of us dwell in caves.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 day ago (15 children)

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Chapped lips is in the winter

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

partly cloudy weather best weather

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Bri'in moment 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☁️☕🔪

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I swear shorts and t-shirt until about 5 degrees C, love it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 15 hours ago

Same, but I hate cold weather. It's not because I'm uncomfortable, it's because I hate all the things associated with cold weather:

  • shoveling snow
  • icy roads
  • so many ads (Black Friday + Christmas)

The temperature itself is fine, and sometimes I'll even shovel snow in shorts. It's everything else that pisses me off.

[–] skulkingaround 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Those people can speak for themselves. I like getting plastered then walking around shirtless in below freezing temps. Makes me feel alive.

[–] imaqtpie 1 points 9 hours ago

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I prefer being outside in cold weather. If I had my druthers I'd keep my house at 60 degrees in the winter and bundle up. I've lived in a house where I could wake up and see my breath in my own bedroom on especially cold days and it was glorious.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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