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I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE
YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP
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are you walking around shirtless everywhere?
It's hot bro
cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018
you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods
And I will be a damn fine meal
Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.