this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

𝐿𝒢 π‘…π‘œπ’Έπ’½π‘’-π’«π‘œπ“ˆπ’Άπ“Ž

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[–] jballs 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.