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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago (5 children)

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who wears sun hoodies to avoid negative effects, I respect the evils of the sun.

That being said, people in the US need to learn acclimation. It does not need to be 15 degrees colder inside. In 2 weeks your body normalizes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who does not live in a climate controlled home but occasionally stays with people who do, I wholly disagree. I love being able to breathe and think rather than having to be in a place that's just 7-10°F colder because of a lot of effort airing at the right times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, idk what that guy is about, few months ago the outside temp was like 32°C and, because my apartment has crap insulation, the inside temp was either equal or higher. That was not fun and didn't help with going outside at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have this too. Some genius did not invest in window blinds on the outside.

By midday I can just open up everything and let the 32c air in because it already warmed up to that temperature.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[–] jballs 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

𝐿𝒶 𝑅𝑜𝒸𝒽𝑒-𝒫𝑜𝓈𝒶𝓎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

For any good farm you have to prep, vitamin D farm is no exception.