this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[–] jballs 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.