jballs

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[–] jballs 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

That's about 87 grams of sugar, which is about 3 times the recommended sugar daily intake for an adult male. Which roughly translates to, as bollybing put it, a beetus.

[–] jballs 8 points 2 days ago (9 children)

That depends. How many gallons would you say you drink a day?

[–] jballs 72 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (24 children)

This made me think of something that happened to a good friend of mine. He's in his 50s and is one of the most healthy people I know in terms of diet and exercise.

He went to the doctor the other day for a checkup. His doctor made an off the cuff remark about his cholesterol levels being normal, which was fine for a regular person by maybe a little concerning for a person with diabetes.

My friend was like "What do you mean for a person with diabetes?" and the doc responded "You didn't know you had diabetes?"

They went through my friend's diet to see what could be the cause. The conversation went like this:

Doc: Do you drink sugary drinks like soda?

Friend: Never.

Doc: What do you eat in a typical day?

Friend: Mostly rice and spinach. And beans too. Honestly most days I forget to eat.

Doc: This doesn't really check out. Are you sure there's nothing else you're eating or drinking?

Friend: Oh... I also usually drink about a gallon of orange juice a day.

So yeah ... that's the story of how my supposedly healthy friend gave himself diabetes by drinking a metric fuckton of OJ.

[–] jballs 14 points 2 days ago

Schrodinger's immigrant for the Trump era: they're all criminals and have no criminal records... clearly because they're such good criminals.

[–] jballs 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It cracks me up that compound interest gets raised every time someone makes an argument about just how much money billionaires have. As if the only reason we're not billionaires is because we were too dumb to invest the $5,000 we've been making every day since Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

[–] jballs 28 points 3 days ago

I realize this is an older article, but it still holds up well.

[–] jballs 8 points 4 days ago

Yeah I'm struggling to understand why the word "foreign" is in that sentence at all.

[–] jballs 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] jballs 6 points 5 days ago

Valid point, but this is the leopards ate my face community. We're here to see faces eaten.

[–] jballs 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, my friends from 20 years ago that fucking LOVED Bush now pretend they want nothing to do with him. Trump will be the same way. Set a reminder for 2045 to ask your favorite Republican what they think of Trump.

[–] jballs 21 points 6 days ago

I posted this on another thread, but thought it was worth sharing here as well.

Heads up this is about to get worse. Republicans recently voted to cut retirement funding for air traffic controllers. By cutting the Federal Employees Retirement System (FERS) for workers retiring before 62 (all Air Traffic Controllers are required to retire at 56 and are eligible to retire at 50), this is completely fucking over ATCs who continue working by changing their retirement math.

An open secret with ATCs is that they have numerous medical qualifications that they have to maintain to keep working. For example, if they see a doctor about sleep apnea, depression, alcoholism, etc they lose their medical qualification and are forced to take a medical retirement.

So what happens if you're an ATC in your 40s and the government says "hey you can keep working for the next 10 years and retire without this FERS supplement... Or you can tell your doctor that you snore at night and take an immediate medical retirement right now and get paid more in retirement"?

TLDR; We're about to have a shit load of Air Traffic Controllers taking medical retirements and these staffing problems are going to explode.

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CJ didn't vote for this (sh.itjust.works)
 

CJMusic Oct 7, 2023:

Joe Biden is the worst US president in history.

CJMusic Jul 6, 2024:

It would appear that, in light of Biden failing and floundering, the Dems sent their minions out to foment panic about Project 2025. It won't work.

CJMusic May 1, 2025:

I regret voting for Trump.

My husband is laid off and can't find a job and my kids' credit scores have tanked bc of his student loan policy.

This is not what I voted for.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by jballs to c/[email protected]
 

 

Update from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34685956

Unfortunately for our entertainment, her Facebook profile has been entirely purged of her MAGA history.

Transcript:

I'm officially unemployed. Today I was RIF'd from the government. It's such a surreal and humbling moment; one that I knew was coming but secretly thought and wished would never happen. I started working for SBA in 2010 during my senior year of college. I came in as an emergency hire and was placed on the student career experience program. I worked in accounts payable for 14 years before moving to contracting in October. I worked remotely since 2017 when I was placed on a reasonable accommodation after shattering my kneecap while walking into work. I worked countless hours from different hospitals I was inpatient in from 2017-2023. I relied on work to get me through many difficult times in my life while I was alone in the hospital or angry at the universe. It kept me mentally sane for many years and gave me a purpose in life. I took a lot of pride over the team I managed and the work that we produced. I wouldn't change one thing about my federal career and hope one day I can continue it.

For now, it is time to figure out what is next for me. To all my fellow government workers, I want to say it's been a privilege being able to work with you. The government is full of a lot of highly intelligent and hard working individuals. I know that we will all be ok after the dust has settled and make a game plan for what is next. I have met so many great people in the government and hope the best for everyone!

For everyone that knows someone in the federal workforce, please check in on them. This is a scary and sad time for most of us and we are not ok at the moment and are faced with some scary unknown challenges that we have not faced before.

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Who are you? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by jballs to c/[email protected]
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by jballs to c/[email protected]
 

Update from this post yesterday: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34622756

Trumper has since scrubbed her Facebook page of all things political, including pictures of her husband in a MAGA hat. She is now claiming to never have made political posts.

Transcript:

I'm posting this not to start a debate over politics but just for a generalized statement so please do not come at me or try to start a debate. I do not nor have I ever talked politics for the sheer reason that everyone has an opinion and is absolutely entitled to that opinion; that's why we vote and I am not about to go at it with someone because our beliefs arent the same. I have recently had too many people flooding my text messages or DMs forcing their opinion. I even had one friend end our friendship because I politely stated I do not talk politics and I was not going that rabbit hole with her.

The fact of the matter is like it or not the president is who it is. I have worked for the federal government for 15 years and it is a scary thing right now. [Redacted] also military and we don't know what our jobs will look like in the future. We're rolling with things as they come out and will adjust as needed but a lot of things I receive or read from a lot of posts have somewhat taken me by surprise and do not wish to be apart of it.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by jballs to c/[email protected]
 

I can honestly say I have thoroughly enjoyed my time as a federal worker.

Right now I'm working on my resume. I'm open to work, preferably in finance as I have my accounting degree. If you know of anyone hiring please let me know.

As I have mentioned before, please do not post your political beliefs as I am not interested in debates or opinions. During this time, please remember that government employees are workers at risk of losing their job. It's scary as most of us have dedicated our careers to government and government operations is all that most of us know and now will be forced to look outside for other options and start over. No matter which side everyone is one, no one wants to lose their job so please be mindful of this. Remember that government employees are humans too and it is a very scary time for most of us and our families.

 

In response to a court order, the Federal Aviation Administration has reinstated 132 employees it had fired in February...

 
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by jballs to c/[email protected]
 

Nineteen Republican attorneys general have called on Costco Wholesale to abandon its diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, citing concerns about about discrimination and legal risks

This comes after 98% of the U.S. retailer's shareholders last week voted against a proposal requesting a report on the risks tied to its diversity and inclusion initiatives, pushing back against the growing scrutiny such policies face.

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