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Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?

In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.

Not gonna hate ‘em for not sharing, I can probably learn to make ‘em myself. Gotta be tons of vids on the ‘tube just for empanadas.

BBC story on how that all went down.

Dude. You’ve known me this long and think I live in Kissimmee, Florida?! Imma have to rethink your bro status, homie.

Why… exactly… am I hating you to begin with? Your empanadasauruses look pretty cool, I bet they’re tasty, too.

Wait, your first instinct wasn’t to pull out the butcher’s knife you keep behind your back at all times and disembowel him to get to the stomach? Weird, but whatever. Guess you like doing things the long way.

Remind me again why do non-Americans believed the Americans are one single person?

While it sucks for most other people, republicans never needed a retirement pension to begin with. Salt of the earth type should be working in the mines to their last breath. What with all that “hard work” ethos of theirs and whatnot.

Yes. This would be the finding out phase of republicans and their fucking around.

Gotta make sure the tech inside is as we know it should be. Can’t have them sneaking in some District 9 alien shit. The prawns’ll do anything for the dog food. Anything.

Do I just take them to the landfill directly, or just toss ‘em in the dumpster? I’ve never thrown out my kids before, so I’m pretty new to all this. Thanks in advance!

Well, you won’t need to worry about expensive, low-quality lube due to tariffs, because it would be useless to put on the 5m wide white hot iron dildo you’re gonna take up your ass