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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only disagree with the drinking water one to be honest. The others I find legitimately annoying. I still wear sunscreen, but only because sunburn is even worse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't bother me; it's 2 minutes to spray it on, and then re-apply every hour that I'm outside. As long as I'm wearing a hat to shade my face, I don't have to worry about putting any on my face, and then sweating it into my eyes.

Doing hard manual labor in the mid-day sun at the height of summer though? That's def. unpleasant as fuck. I can do 2-5 hours, and then I'm just done for the day. I don't know how some people can do that for eight hours a day, day in and day out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Try 10 to 12 hours outside working. If you work outdoors, you ain't doing no measly 8 hours as a rule.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Disagree; most people that work outside are still working for a wage, and OT pay kicks in once you break 40 hours in a week. That limits most places to 8 hours, unless you're talking about undocumented immigrants that don't have any labor protections, or people that are self-employed in some way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

You've never been on a construction job site meeting a deadline have you? Been there, done that, got the tan, and I wasn't an undocumented immigrant.