fibojoly

I'm told you absolutely can be president and still relax on your golf course while setting the world on fire through Shitter.
Fair play to him for taking the difficult route instead.

Wow, it's like being back in time!

Et ben c'est pas souvent que je peux dire que c'est arrivé près de chez moi !
Quelle histoire ! On dirait un scénario des frères Cohen. Et tout ça pour 600g de hash? Et ben...

Every. Fucking. Time. "Oh hey guys, there is this cool movie on Netflix, you should check it out!"
checks Netflix It's not there. It's probably only on Netflix US. Fuckin' hell those stupid licensing rules. What idiocy.

Oh hey! That's me for the last two years! Again!

I wish I had some hippocratic style oath I could lean on to not release unsafe, unoptimised, barely tested, possibly maintainable code.
Alas all I have is good, verbose comments and an email here or there expressing my concerns.

To be clear, I ain't mocking you, I know the feels. Was just referencing ~~the Bible~~XKCD

The orgies occur, as we learnt. We just ain't invited.

Probably was, but you didn't have every single citizen, plebeian and slave following it live 24/7 with every single move by any member of the agora being scrutinised and memed to death.

Duty calls. Someone is being wrong on the Internet! 🦸

Nah, I got skills, she just doesn't swing that way :/

Wait a goddamn minute, my V never got a sex scene with Palmer!