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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

The south is easily persuaded, hence brand name

Soda is what it is, comes from soda fountain, soda water etc.

Midwest on some otherworldly cute BS. Dafuq is pop, the sound it makes?!

[–] fibojoly 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] stevedice 3 points 6 days ago

You know they're laughing at you, right? I mean that's my theory.

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