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Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.
The sun is a deadly lazer
Not anymore, there's a blanket
Solar Flares: Fuck everything in that general direction and fuck your blanket in particular as well.
So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.
The sun at least also makes you happy.
Dihydrogen monoxide also tries to kill you
I would be much happier without it.
Disingenuous nonsense. It's basically impossible to encounter a harmful concentration of oxygen in day to day life, while harmful amounts of sunlight are commonplace.
A lack of sunlight also doesn't kill you in less than ten minutes.
I'm talking about ROS, which you can't overdose on in the course of a day, but which are damaging your DNA and therefore cause cancer.
Why are you so hostile?