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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I didn't know what either of those mean.

[–] can 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

shit-ass is bad. E.g. I have a shitass lawnmower so it takes a long time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And poop butt is good? This poop-butt device mows the lawn in seconds. ???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Poop butts aren't good, but they're not bad either. They're just something you have to deal with when you have pets or a baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

And shit-ass is what you have to deal with when babies become teenagers?

[–] can 1 points 4 days ago

Lmao, no actually. I'm not sure I've ever hesrd someone say that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh. I would say my mower is shitty or a pain in the ass, but it would never occur to me to say shitass. Maybe it's regional?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe. Or, maybe you're just shit ass at keeping up with what people say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Thats probably it. I've been pretty busy dealing with a poop butt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Lol my inner dialoge can't read "shit-ass" in any other voice than Sweet Dee from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And I'm guessing a “poop butt” is to be taken literally.

[–] captain_aggravated 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

"poop butt" is my elderly house cat when she needs a little help cleaning up after using the sand box.

"shit ass" describes the character of my state's Lieutenant Governor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Poop butt can't help themselves, shit ass can but chooses not to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

We say poo butt... What an odd thing to have in common with a stranger on the internet lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hello fellow Texan. Load 20 friends into your truck and take them to vote!

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 4 days ago

I'm a tarheel not a shitkicker.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Disagree. While unconventional, the phrases would appear to be interchangeable.

If I wanted to call someone a shit ass near a 10 year old I might call them a poop butt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Fudgy booty

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 5 days ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

And yet a dump rump is still worse.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That shit ass has a poop butt

My little poop butt can be a real shit ass

I like it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

On that note, when people take a shit, where do they take it, and why?

I tend to leave my shit, not take it. Sometimes I even flush my shit. 💩

[–] Varyk 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have been looking for an excuse to share this clip that has been haunting me for over a year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Thank you for giving a shit 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What did I just watch? I feel like I’ve just had enough internet for one day, and it’s not even lunch time yet.

[–] Varyk 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

has been stuck in my head now for...maybe closer to 2 years?

[–] BananaPeal 2 points 5 days ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

My dogs are poop butts.

My sister is a shit ass.

[–] ayyy 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I've seen this a couple times and not sure how I feel about it. I think its because the joke and content it's self is honestly brilliant. Like its such an original take on such a common everyday subject. Then even though I now his delivery of being the adapting foreigner is his shtick, I still just don't like his ability to perom. I might have to check how his more current bits are cuz like installed I think the jokes are great, I just feel he might be a better writer than performer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Shit that’s a dank ass poop