Great idea except Windows has bricked all non-xbox gaming controllers /s

But how will every software company bury all the spyware, bloatware, maleare into every fucking thing you buy if it doesn't have 32TB of memory lol

Are you me?

Lol homie people do heroin because they can't afford oxys and percs anymore. It's only expensive if you are afraid to main vein and rely on snorting it.

Hookers. They're cheaper than a shrink, have access to all the pharmaceuticals your heart desires and if all else fails... they are almost always super good at... listening to how your day went. Hell most even prefer it to sucking on a soft chub for an hour just for you to come to the same conclusion that depression fucks with your libido.

Idk if it's coming from a Chinese government conspiracy but I've definitely only ever seen it come in from China.

I stay away from machines while tripping ever since I lost the tip of my coworkers finger.

Hahahaha I'm 36 and can't stand jam bands lol

Edit: rest is spot on tho🍻

Hahahah I see what ya did there. I would have lost it last night if I read this while listening to the stars shine.

With all due respect you seem like a friendless cunt that everyone cringes at when you enter the room because you act like you can't be bothered with any conversation that doesn't involve a lone condescending atoadaso without any further contribution to the conversation because that would take effort. We'll done! You have lived up to the asshole IT guy noone liked way before you became useful.

They're 0-12 for finding the weed cookies I take on vacation lol.

There is no such thing as too cold. There is only under dressed. At least that's what the old fucks say. I like me a toasty summer but that doesn't make it any less true thst its easier to get warm when your cold than it is to get cool when your too hot.