BananaPeal

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Impulse buys are bad, we all know, but what was an impulse buy that proven to be a really good decision to you? in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bought a Hyper X headset when I was drunk one time. Solid purchase, still have it 8 years later. Only stopped using it because I wanted wireless.

Does this have a word? in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 2 points 1 week ago

IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

there is no going back... in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 1 points 1 week ago

Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

"I'm doing good. Everything is fine." in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 2 points 2 weeks ago

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over. in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

I don't understand referring to sex as "screwing" in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 2 points 3 weeks ago

You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

TIL that 'asdf' is a proposed replacement data format for astronomical images and other scientific data in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What flavor?

Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More like a Monty Python.

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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
Make me cry in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 6 points 1 month ago

We are currently further from the release of the song "1989" than the release was from actual 1989.

The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 6 points 2 months ago

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

What holidays do you actually celebrate that most people would never have known people celebrate? in c/[email protected]
[–] BananaPeal 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it's primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (self.showerthoughts)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (self.dadjokes)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by BananaPeal to c/[email protected]
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (self.asklemmy)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Sticking with what you know (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Is Ohio even real? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (self.futurama)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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If we're going back, let's go for a good reason (sh.itjust.works)
 
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