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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 6 days ago

I did nothing to you and yet you attack me on a personal level?!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If Back to the Future we're remade today, he'd be going back in time to 1995.

I'd like to see a remake of Back to the Future just so we can have a scene where Doc Brown refuses to believe Donald Trump will be president.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’d like to see a remake of The United States of America where Donald Trump is never the president.

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[–] explodicle 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Like the Sly Stallone comment in demolition man about the Schwarzenegger library.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

In retrospect, the standard of what seemed ridiculous and over-the-top at the time was a bit higher.

Idiocracy isn't even remotely funny nowadays, it's genuinely just very anxiety inducing now. And it's honestly too fucking positive. A government actually trying to fix issues? Yeah, right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Even better: Make the alternate timeline a utopia with doc Brown saying he hasn't had time to analyze the differences and leave it at that. Throughout the movie have framed portraits of Bernie Sanders ifrom 1995 n the background of any scene indoors.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Other ways to feel old:

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit came out in 1991, just 22 years after the moon landing. As of now, it's been 34 years since its release.
  • Back to the Future came out in 1985, which is 40 years ago, and only 30 years from 1955.
  • The Matrix is a 1999 film. It was old enough to drink... five years ago.
  • Alex Warren, who is currently #2 on the Billboard Hot 100, hadn't yet reached one year old on 9/11.
  • The video game Doom came out in 1993. Pac-Man came out in 1980. 13 years between the games. But it's been 32 years since Doom.

Should I go on?

[–] neidu3 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're wrong. It's an established fact that the 90s were ten years ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You’re correct. The 90s has always been and will always be ten years ago.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Your content is entertaining but you are a dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I... can't dispute that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Ouch. Guess I deserved that inevitable retaliation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The future scenes in Back to the Future II take place ten years in the past.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

You can go on away from here with your personal attacks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

On average the entire human population turns over every 120 years.

Everyone alive today wasn't here 120 years ago

Everyone alive today won't be alive in 120 years

The modern human species is about 60,000 years old .... we've only been technologically modern in the past 150 years, geologically speaking, we're still cavemen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Sorry, I'll make up for it with this weird music video that wishes you a nice day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

Hope it helps.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Listen here you little shit...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

Well, fuck you too

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Well damn.

1990-1995 were definitely a nicer place to be than 1955-1960, though, so we got that going for us as far as the 35yo past is concerned.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (5 children)

1995 was amazing, really the whole 90s.

Amazing music, peace, and nobody was afraid to tell all the douchebags of the world to go f themselves.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget saturday morning cartoons and music on mtv

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

fire hydrant wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar

“After these messages… we’ll be right back.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well shit, that's a core memory reactivated.

It's crazy how vividly you can remember something like that, while moments earlier having absolutely no consciousness of it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m sure someone will come along and point out that the 90s were no more or less peaceful than any other decade.

But it did seem like a time of hope. Collapse of USSR. End of Cold War. Feels like now we’re doing the same thing, just historians will come up with a new label for it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I’m sure someone will come along and point out that the 90s were no more or less peaceful than any other decade

Not to be that guy, but there was the whole Bosnian Genocide thing from 92-95 and the Gulf War from 90-91 that really legitimized the US practice of inference in the Middle East in the eyes of many US citizens. Up until then, most Americans still saw intervention a la the Iran Contra Affair as a negative.

Plus, the Troubles in North Ireland were still in pretty high gear until 1998, most of Africa was involved in civil wars and ethnic cleansing for a large chunk of the 90's, and the collapse of the USSR, which was viewed as a positive in many parts of the world, did leave a power vacuum that resulted in numerous civil wars and militant separatist movements throughout eastern Europe and western Asia

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Yugoslavia is actually a good example.

We bombed the peace into Serbia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It was the peak of civilization

  • no internet (or at least popular, easy access internet)
  • no social media
  • no streaming content
  • no online distractions

Which meant

  • you spent more time talking to people
  • you just spent more time with people
  • you read more to ease the boredom
  • you used a library more
  • you read actual newspapers written by journalists more
  • you questioned the government more
  • you had to pay to use an inconvenient landline all the time which meant you called less and wanted to just see people more

Now with a high speed internet connection, we're disconnected from one another and we believe in every hair brained idea we find online.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Found the extrovert.

Civilization didn't even start until broadband.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

YOU HAD PEACE!!!

Peace of mind.

Peace that everyone wasn't trying to force you to believe their opinions or be judged as evil.

I love the internet, but it desperately eroded the barrier that stood between our internal self-image and literally everyone else in the world.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

1990-1995 were definitely a nicer place to be than 1955-1960,

The murder rate peaked in 1993.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

In 2060s, people look back at the good old days of 2020s. Doomscrolling, AI generated images, brainrot, existential dread, LLMs, those were the days…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In 2060, people will curse the people of 2020 who did almost nothing to mitigate climate change.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe. Or the propaganda will have been so successful that nobody will discuss climate change because that’s just the way things are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Nah, by then we will be living in underground cave cities. Machines will control the devastated surface

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait. There'll still be people around in 2060?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

You could be there too. Are you good at surviving through famine or avoiding violent people?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I miss the 90s. 😞

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If Back to the Future were made today, Marty would be going back to the year 1995 instead of 1955.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

NO ITS NOT SHUT UP

[–] BananaPeal 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The release of "1985" by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The release of "1985" by bo burnham though...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Fuck you. How dare you attack me like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

........I JUST woke up! Why do you want me to feel old???

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