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[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 days ago (6 children)

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

"What if Left, but worse and racist?"

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[–] [email protected] 205 points 6 days ago (1 children)

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[–] [email protected] 101 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 175 points 6 days ago (2 children)

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Starts playing that German Erika song

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 6 days ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 days ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[–] admin 1 points 2 days ago

THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!

  • Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (41 children)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay

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[–] BananaPeal 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 days ago

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 days ago (2 children)

By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

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[–] TheSlad 38 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

[–] explodicle 30 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

I like how it's:

If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.

... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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