If the Enterprise were to wear a kilt, option B. But if it's regular pants, option A.

Unfortunately, far too many people would cheer it on a some sort of "own the libs" "joke"

That last panel needs a mashup of DS9 with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music

The cable giant is also selling the streaming service bundled with its cable service or with its recently released streaming bundle that combines Comcast’s Peacock with Netflix, Apple TV+, and ads for $15/month.

We have closed the loop, officially coming full circle. And what an absolute shocker, Comcast is right smack in the middle of it.

Does whatever a spiderpig does

As far as I can tell, yup. And by official, it basically means anything done while in office, so he could theoretically walk out onto Pennsylvania Avenue, spray a group of protestors holding signs with an M16, and walk back inside with no legal repercussions.

There's probably different levels of this instinct that correlate to experience camping out in the boonies, as well as the size of your own party. For instance, an inexperienced individual or small family probably would want the security of being near other people. But more experienced people want the solitude, and especially so for larger groups.

Chalk it up to someone not too familiar with camping.

Why does this read like a Trump campaign email/text

I really want to know who entered my info into their system so I can bludgeon them with a rusty chain, there is no opting out lol

I'm sure someone's walked their dog on a treadmill

What I remember from the 90/00s: sinch, hella, coolio, jam (going), spaz, poser, chillax, bitchin, burn, noob, booyah, aight, duh, phat, sup, stoked, jiggy, harsh, buzz kill

There's a shitton more, but that's what I got off the top of my head

They probably sell them dirt cheap domestically, no need for coercion

Nah I can enjoy paddle ducky just fine right now