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[–] [email protected] 210 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.

[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's exactly what it was. He wasn't supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I don't understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like his inner id running loose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the symbiote the horse or the rider?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nice reference

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This wasn't just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be "ahoy", but instead "hello" (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Perhaps Thomas Edison's greatest crime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still think we should switch over to Italian answering:

"Pronto!" == 'ready'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just going to go with shalom. If Spider-Man says it's cool, who am I to argue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I understand this was/is a joke. That being said, Topsy may have a slightly differing opinion on that.

Edit: I made friends with the RBB&BC elephants before they were retired. I only interacted with them 4 times for less than a week at a time before they were retired. When I visit them in Florida, they know who I am and act like giant puppies whenever they smell me near. I have a particular love for elephants and orca.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Varyk 157 points 1 month ago (4 children)

saying "shalom" or "namastey" or "hola" as a non-native speaker was an irritating "hip" thing to do when that movie came out, and that's a scene where Peter Parker is trying repeatedly to be "hip" and failing spectacularly.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

wait is it genuinely irritating to sprinkle in greetings/thanks/you're-welcomes in other languages cuz i do that a lot cuz i like learning new words πŸ₯Ί

[–] pancakes 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately you are not allowed to speak in tongues outside of those you were born into.

Also nice username.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

πŸ₯žπŸ€œπŸ€›πŸ₯ž

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

that's also a top notch username

[–] Varyk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yea, it's irritating by way of inconvenience, especially in monocultures like the states, but it isn't wrong or a "bad" behavior, so go for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same... Do people hate me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As someone that does this...

People say I'm irritating but endearing.

So take that as you will.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Depends on context.

This is the same idea as answering the phone with "Talk to me" which is generally from a pompous arrogant character.

Like "I'm here, what do you have to say?"

[–] ZOSTED 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Howdy howdy howdy!

I honestly can't stop greeting people like this, even though I've never stepped foot in a place where it doesn't snow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

🀠 happy cake day pardner

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter "bubby" and use other words like "schlep" and "schvitzing," as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.

Natural, I'll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.

[–] Early_To_Risa 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"You've got a little schmutz on you" just feels like the right way to tell people there's an unspecified substance on them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Isn't that one Dutch?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yiddish and Hebrew are far older than and used by those who don't support current events. It's like the German language getting demonized in the US (and probably elsewhere) around the world wars; the language didn't do anything, but people make assumptions of the speakers of those languages.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah Judaism isn’t the problem with Zionism, settler colonialism and genocide are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't bubby mean grandmother?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Bubbe" only meant grandmother originally. The "baby" meaning almost certainly comes from it being a false cognate with the English word.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

The symbiote keeps kosher, doesn't it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy shit it's real, that's fucking hilarious LMAO.

[–] Grass 14 points 1 month ago

I could have sworn I watched this but I don't remember the plot of the movie, let alone whatever this is. I feel like the only thing I remember from it was him telling the girl to make him different cookies.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My takeaway from bad Peter's sad attempt at being cool and edgy? A jazz bar dance? Strutting? But if you think about it, this Peter was raised by a very elderly May and Ben . His idea of hip music is the swing jazz that Ben could have played, his idea of cool is May and Ben watching old James Dean movies. This Peter is an absolute dork, even when he's trying to be cool

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

i say "moshi mosh" because I'm a weeb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well? Show the answers!

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