VelvetStorm

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Uno rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How about this one

Jews don't recognize Jesus

Mormons don't recognize the pope

And Baptist don't recognize each other in the liquor store

Anon is straight in c/greentext
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Could be a lot of reasons.

Stockings rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I want to pinch those beans.

Pigeon, traditional dish in Orvieto Italy in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

You shouldn't eat rock doves they are very dirty birds and you can get pretty sick.

What do cats think you are to them? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't underestimate how strong and ferocious a house cat is. They are fully capable of fucking you up beyond what you think they are able to. Anytime a house cat has attacked you they have 100% pulled their punches.

Snek meid rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

Took the words right outta my mouth.

If you could only have 1GB of entertainment data, what would it be? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago

As many digital books as possible and an emulator with as many old school games as possible assuming I have access to a way to play them.

Port strikes spark toilet paper ‘panic buying’ as shoppers say shelves left empty in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And there are also bidets that have an air jet.

Spreading [oc] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

God that's one cute little asshole.

Port strikes spark toilet paper ‘panic buying’ as shoppers say shelves left empty in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Just buy a fucking bidet.

Starfield's first DLC is one of the worst Bethesda DLCs of all time in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I'm still mad the monowire doesn't work how it was said it would and that the cops can't be bribed and shit like that. It's a great game now and a lot of fun to play but I won't ever trust another game company again like I did with them after they made witcher 3.

Anon is straight in c/greentext
[–] [email protected] 44 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.

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Mark as read on scroll not working. (lemmy.world)
 

As stated in the title mark as read on scroll is not working and has never worked for me. Even on boost for reddit it never really worked. Anyone have any advice?

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Saw this rose-breasted grosbeak yesterday! (lemmy.world)
 
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Redgifs won't load anymore. (lemmy.world)
 

For some reason redgifs won't load on the app anymore and I have to open the links in a browser now. Is this a settings issue that I can't seem to figure out or did something change in the last few updates?

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Finally, I got a ds9 mug. (lemmy.world)
 

I have been trying to find a reasonably priced hotjo mug for years now in the deep purple color. I saw a bunch of other colors or ones that looked close to the one I wanted but just couldn't find the exact one I wanted. Well, yesterday my wife gave me the best valentines day gift ever! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Raktajino to make.

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They purposely attacked a dog (lemmy.world)
 

So I've got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could attack and kill a dog that didn't even get a turn yet. What the fuck.

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Can't get youtube to play in boost app. (lemmy.world)
 

I've clicked through all the options in the settings and no matter what I click I can't seem to get YouTube videos to play in the boost app. Every time I click on one it opens my YouTube app and I don't know how to get that to stop happening. I'm on a galaxy s22 ultra if that helps.

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Can't see my own posts on my profile (lemmy.world)
 

Title says it all. I've made 3 posts and it doesn't matter what app I use or even on the desktop site I can't seem to find my own posts on my profile page. When I click on someone else's profile I can see all thier posts so idk what's going on.

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Up vote on right side? (lemmy.world)
 

Hey everyone I've looked through all the options and I didn't see anything to move the update and downvote arrows to the right hand side while keeping the pictures on the right side. I use compact and dense viewing mode. Any help would be great.

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Jumping Spider at the park (lemmy.world)
 
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