I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
Every greentext is based in some reality
if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man
I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
op is pretty fucking based ngl
good lord. so thankful to be me.
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
FB?
FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon's case, he's a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.
Ah. Wow.
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
Naaah… just fake.
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
I've heard it called being "homelessexual"
Hobosexual
It's considered sex trafficking in Canada!
Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!
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