They're getting 2/3rds of a chicken each. Even if we assume the third raccoon wasn't there the last time, that's a 1/6 chicken increase from the half chicken each of them had when they last peaked.
On the bright side, you can now steal people's souls from their buttholes. (I'm not kidding, that's a thing kappas do, look it up)
I feel I'd be inclined to help the turtle in the scenario you describe; but since your question implies I'm not doing it, I guess I must be in a hurry for something really important. Or maybe there's a bunch of bikers speeding between me and the turtle and I can't get to it without getting crushed. Or maybe it's an extremely creepy and off-putting turtle, like Morla from the Neverending Story.
In the manga, during the first duel against Kaiba, Kaiba uses the Blue Eyes White Dragon which he stole from Yugi's grandpa (he didn't even draw it from the deck, the bastar had hid it somewhere and just pretended to draw it when he was starting to lose). He didn't have any other Blue Eyes White Dragon at this point. Also, they weren't using holograms, but images of the monsters were manifesting because the Millennial Puzzle had turned this duel into a shadow game. Anyway, the dragon refuses to fight for a cheater and self destructs. Yugi then uses Monster Reborn to summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon from Kaiba's graveyard on his side of the field and beats Kaiba with it, then brings it back to his grandpa. That's where panels of Yugi holding this card makes sense. There are then many chapters that happen without Seto Kaiba or the cards appearing, until he returns to challenge Yugi's grandpa and that's where the animated series picks it up.
Good on Signal, but what's the problem with Telegram?
Both Telegram and Signal are decent, tho they require a phone number to sign up and are more similar to WhatsApp. Then there's Matrix, but it's like the fediverse, you must find or create and instance, they might find it complicated. Same for IRC.
You fought well, Zippy, it's okay to give up sometimes.
No war between the peoples, no peace between the classes.
Apparently this condition exists and is called "locked-in syndrom", tho I don't know about the specific case mentioned here.
Closest match my quick search revealed was Martin Pistorius Not everything matches, this one was had locked-in syndrome for "only" 12 years, but the symptoms check out. Apparently there's a book about him called "Ghost Boy", so maybe that's where the other details are from.
Christine Waddel was the longest case of the syndrom I could find, paralyzed for 15 years.
I also found something closer to the 30 years claim, Rom Houben's story... Which was a horrible hoax. A man had been in a coma for 23 years, and a psychiatrist claimed that he was actually conscious. He was provided a communication facilitor, used to communicate via a keyboard, and he shared his whole story... But that was all fake, the psychiatrist or someone working with him was writing these messages. But for several years, people wrote about this and believed it, you can still find articles from 2008-2009 that don't really question the story. Maybe they're quoting this story without having seen the refutations; but this still would involve some additions or errors on their part (Rom never recovered, for one).
Looks like discount Fairy Tail
But if the raccoon wanted to hoard the chicken, or expected the others ones to hoard it, would it have signaled its existence to them?