Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
Shhh... it's not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my axe!
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
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Which one is which?
But how many bananas tall is Carlos?
Looks about two and hald freedom eagles tall
That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin
Of course you don't get giant turtles that small
Ssh, you'll give the flat-earthers ideas!
Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
Carlos is 5 meters.
Those are some nice slip-ons
Carlos
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
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Thank you Carlos, very cool
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
He's just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
Pretty sure he's just been hung vertically. For we know he's a stuffed exhibit
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn't the only one.
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they'd be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on 'car'?
Racism.
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I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.
Death by turtle stampede would be a unique way to die.
Slow and unique.
Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.
Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL
He smol.
How many football fields is Carlos?
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