DasFaultier

That's not something to buy or rent, that's something personal, something you carve yourself! Preferably on a sunny day in the park, where people can approach you about it. /s

Sorry I can't be genuinely helpful, I always just kinda slipped into my relationships and an generally quite, no, very clueless. All the best for OP though.

12:00 for me plz

Love the username BTW.

You will ear up your watermarks and you will like them! There's children in Africa who don't have any memes at all, don't you forget that!

A picture of my amazing wife in her wedding dress.

This. Trees (especially large ones) are a pain to irrigate properly, might not be drought-resistant, grow very slowly until they reach their full potential at removing CO2, interfere with infrastructure that we humans are used to (piping, electricity, telco), roots break up pavements, branches can be a hazard after storms, fruit might attract rats, ...

I'm very much pro trees (despite what I've listed in the first paragraph), but I'm sure there are places in cities where you can't plant trees but could put up algae tanks.

If you understand German (specifically Austrian dialect) you might like this podcast episode about challenges and methods to overcome them in the context of greenery in the city of Graz:

Simple Smart Buildings: Bäume in der Stadt

Webseite der Episode: https://podcasted3e6b.podigee.io/153-baume-in-der-stadt

Mediendatei: https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/1742586-m-9ecab280e580cd07f75c83ed9379b970.mp3?source=feed

TL;DL of this episode: it's not as simple as "just plant more trees".

Tehehe, "cock"!

I'll show myself out, thank you.

Yup, clearly.

go to therapy to show that you are really working on yourself.

More specifically, you should go to therapy to really work on yourself. Not to show anyone anything; you're not trying to make this a performance. The change well be visible by itself, given time and work.

Past decisions aside, good on you for trying to make things better. All the best for you two!

*Overpaid

I run a J5040 ITX board for my homelab needs, which has been released a few years ago and has served me well, even through I run it with more RAM than the board specs allow. The natural successors of that are the Atom N100/N105 and the i3 N300/N305 (all 1 Gen newer than J5040) and AFAIK the Atom N150 and i3 N350 (2 Gen newer), all of which are available on ITX boards. Models for the latest chips might be a but rare though, and you might have to go to AliExpress to get one, but for the N100/105/300/305, there's a wide variety available. Just make sure to get one with enough SATA ports for all your disks, so you can use it for NAS as well.

Disclaimer: I'm quite sure this is enough for your homelab/NAS use-case, but I'm not familiar with Minecraft requirements, and you might need beefier hardware for that. However, the above boards leave enough room in your budget for RAM, NVMe and HDDs, should deliver quite some bang for the little buck you have, and will barely sip energy, making cooling easy.

Haxx >>> Kali Linux <3