Let's crash some stocks then...
Corkyskog
It's really hard to OD on Ketamine. More likely he either will or has already developed K bladder... which is not fun and permanent
And like 9 out of 10 people who own guns go to the range less than a few times a year.
More than half of gun owners have never gone to a range beyond what might have been part of a state's pistol permitting process.
Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.
I guess it depends on how heavily it would be weighted in the ticket price. It would suck to get a ticket 3x more expensive, because Geo Metros became retro and your 2,500 shit box is worth 8,000 in your hipster market.
Well they don't give regional numbers, at least anytime I have used it.
Can't really use something national when a used Honda Accord is 5k more expensive in MA than Georgia or Florida, for example.
It's not a perfect solution, but it's better than nothing. If you try and go for perfection, nothing will ever happen.
In your scenario you could easily just have a process to appeal the appraisal, showing it only cost that amount. Rich people wouldn't spend the time to do that, but these hypothetical poor people with fancy cars they repaired themselves would.
They also aren't helping if they do exist
It still needs to be appropriated to be spent. The debt ceiling is useless.
I am thinking like silly string or something a bit more durable pressed into a ball. Launch it and some part of that sticky string is going to catch it.
Religion is your answer
"Giant welfare sloths eating up all our fields of lavender!!"